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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17413
 20.06.2009
The inscription “complete 99%” delights only the first three hours.

[ + 29 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17412
 20.06.2009
I walk somewhere along the street past the military committee, watching a dialogue between a grandmother and a major:
Grandma asks the Major.
Is it your car and your driver? (Ticking a finger into the car, where behind the wheel sits an unwavering soldier)
Major says
So exactly, what’s the matter?
Your driver just sent me!! to
A major with an unwavering face says, “Let’s get it done and ask a soldier of the type was this or not?” The soldier responds clearly and according to the charter "That is exactly, Comrade Major, sent!!!". Major asks another important question "What was it for?", which again receives a clear answer "That is, Comrade Major, it was!!and "
Major turns to the grandmother and says "That's all right, GO TO X#Y!"
I am proud of our army and its invincible soldiers and officers!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17411
 20.06.2009
You know, there is always an inscription on the sites at the bottom of the pages, such as everything is protected, copyright.
On one of the sites saw: "All rights are protected and protected by law. And let not God let any fox spit the news or the article - we will come and break the fucker, because they themselves have barely spit them!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17410
 20.06.2009
I went to the hospital yesterday and I was awakened by the sunlight this morning. I get up, go to the window and see this picture: the sun is slowly rising over the cemetery.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17409
 20.06.2009
I now saw a wonderful picture, Kiev station, sitting on the staircase, drunk in the shit, a little blurred, and on it the Extreme Weekend Maika.

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