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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №142328
 20.06.2017
Someone was born on a Monday, well, and I was born on a Friday, and probably because I am like a Aunt Charlie from Brazil, constantly a little tired, a little distracted and always very uncomfortable to drink a cup of cognac.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142327
 20.06.2017
Why the governors are not cleaned in the houses, because of which the authorities have to scratch billions of rubles of garbage.Where the managing companies look - one and a half tons of banknotes in the apartment are kept by some owners - this is what coverage will be able to withstand.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №142326
 20.06.2017
<xxx> What is this? What is good?
<yyy> Why did you limit me so much?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142325
 20.06.2017
XX: Language is a very interesting thing, it is constantly evolving, words change meanings, sometimes - the opposite. And, what is important, some terms gain meaning far from their literal reading. Additional values that do not follow from the simple translation of components. There may be some problems from here.
zzz: That’s why you think the title of the “13 Omishes” will be tried for the Holocaust of the grass is not the best idea?
XXX: And that too.

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