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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36278
 20.09.2010
Railway "Toronto - Novosibirsk"
The conductor. We have a train of increased comfort... We have dinner included in the price of the ticket. You will get it in the store tomorrow morning.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36277
 20.09.2010
Registered on Twitter. Everything is fine, I sit and write. Obama and Medvedev. I send them funny messages, but they don’t answer for any reason. You know, the dogs.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36276
 20.09.2010
The upcoming winter will be a normal Russian winter with prolonged periods of cold. This will be a cold winter close to normal, but it will not be as severe as the past, but frosty, "said the head of Roshidromet, Alexander Frolov.
The comments.
I can also give a forecast - the winter will be cold, the spring will be cool, but by the end of the spring it will warm up, the summer will be hot, and in autumn it will cool again! Let me be appointed as the head of the Roosevelt!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36275
 20.09.2010
by Lena52
I look like an iceberg.
The Tanatos:
Does her ass also weigh 90% of her total weight?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36274
 20.09.2010
Dreamko: By the insistence, the taxi driver noticed when he said that his ear was itching, got the key at a speed of 120 km / h, from the ignition lock, thus stifling the car, pushed the key into the ear and began to scratch.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36273
 20.09.2010
Crazy Girl
I went to see a man from the Czech Republic.

Crazy Girl
She thinks I’m a grandmother ?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36272
 20.09.2010
I think you want to fuck me and I want to fuck you. But as practice shows, these are nirvana things that don't help get fucked.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36271
 20.09.2010
xxx - 20:22:27: Can you give someone a heart?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: I worked in transplantation here.
YYY: Is the proposal still in force?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №36270
 20.09.2010
XXX: What is my life?
8 years before school.
XXX and three years after retirement.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36269
 20.09.2010
Internet service in a small town. The monter was sent to connect an orthopedic workshop. There are many rooms, the cabinet is not signed, I have been looking for them for a long time. He enters the appropriate office and the following dialogue occurs:
Are you a pedophile?
The Orthopedics!
What a difference, I came in to connect.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36268
 20.09.2010
xxx: and brother fucking in supermarkets liqueurs steals for one and a half knives
YYYY: Well
XXX: I have done it.
YYY: I’ll have to talk to him about it.
YYY: Let Him Teach

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36267
 20.09.2010
A 10-year-old boy did what scientists couldn’t do for 100 years
XXX What? Bite yourself in the elbow?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №36266
 20.09.2010
The guilty is usually the one who does the most.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №36265
 20.09.2010
The academicians were fooled :) Someone, but they should know the English language, and in the meantime, on the official website of the Russian Academy of Sciences on full seriousness hangs information that in Russia, in Pushkin exists.
"Squirrel institute" (Squirrel institute) g:))) Assess until corrected:
http://www.ras.ru/win/db/show_org.asp?P=.oi-513.ln-en This is what it means to use online translators who do not understand the difference between the INSTITUTE OF PROTEIN RESEARCH and proteins
The Squirrel Institute.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №36264
 20.09.2010
According to the Central Funeral Bureau, the number of unemployed in the country continues to decline steadily.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №36263
 20.09.2010
Resume was sent by the designer Mikhail Kosyakov.
Without looking at the name. A great addition to the existing L. Volokitin and E. Liapina. The mountains are swirled by the team, I feel right.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36262
 20.09.2010
From the culinary website:

To cook the egg "Eggs" we will need two chicken eggs

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36261
 20.09.2010
Worked in SPLAYNE - put supplementation on computer databases. This was the case:
Customers have a computer. The collective is purely female, but the client is large - we sent them our computer worker. He drove, disassembled the system block, something there wise-wise, and then brings a sheet of paper to the local chief, on which some worms are folded and explains - said, here is she, the cause of the computer failure, they all guessed, here is the bump, I cleaned up...
The ladies in reverent silence surround a paper with worms and look, look, look... Then one says:
This is a virus...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №36260
 20.09.2010
So I’m sitting in the cafe today... I’m rubbing in the CS! The waitress approaches and from a minute watching my game says: "Oh, you're doing the truth well! Sorry for yesterday’s fun))) I thought the chatter"- I was out O_O

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36259
 20.09.2010
Oh, I hear, there will be a clone war in physics tomorrow.
[17:01:37] yyy:?
[17:01:47] xxx: From the cycle "Who came from where"

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