He: You should have started monthly a few days ago. Have begun?
She is: Yes.
He is: well. Let us break up.

You don’t want to say that Katia is a prostitute.
Fossi: You know... life is so complicated. Sometimes things are not what they seem at first sight. Penguin is a bird, tomato is a berry, Katya is a prostitute.
J0ker: tomatoes of berries?
Vadim88: What is tomato?
TANKTANK: tomatoes are berries?? to
What about tomatoes?
anonymus1: tomato berry O_O
Selena: A tomato of strawberries?
Midnight: tomatoes and berries???? to

Trailer for Rome Total War 2

xxx: with such by the way the pace of development of graphics soon you will be able to view the units before the battle to remember that the triary with a scarring over the eye and a wreath on the helmet participated in the battle under Carthage 3 move back and he the campaign shaved this time...

There will be tea for dinner, the pasta will be delayed.
Two is your Maia! That’s why the deadline is written on the pasta, what do you think? You remember, in the mid-1990s, the markets sold pasta from huge paper bags. Did you ask about the deadline? And here’s six months – and all, fucking, worms will become, fucking!
Fucking marketing, I’m telling you.

xhh: the necklace is not visible on the screen.. the colors merge, the boundaries are not visible ((
Well, I don’t know, try a look at the screen.
XHH: has not been
The screen of Koso looked at me.

If you have done well and love has not passed, it is love.

XXX: Where is Peter?
YYY: at home It’s gone after yesterday :)
XXX: are you out?
YYY: No, mja, the lobby macrame was wrapped up... :)

<Kult> alk, how much did you beat?
<alk> 30
alk has quit IRC: Killed (Kult (Happy Birthday!!1 of 111)
ALK has joined
<Kult> times
<alk> and

We meet for 1.5 months.and MCH tried to pay for everything (even the cocktails of a friend).

I couldn’t stand it and said that it injured my self-love.
In general, I feel like a prostitute who is being fed.

How do I get him to resume payment?? to

In the work:
I don't have a printer, can you replace the cartridge?
YYY: What brand is the printer worth?
XXX: Nevelt-Raskard 1200
YYY: The accounting system?
XXX is yes!
YYY: Well I understand...

Xenia: We have your gesture.
Xenia: in short
Xenia: We have action, well promoters are working. They have shorter tablets, but low prices. Well you know such on the sticks... like on the demonstrations... of this type... but briefly... their mints are bound, not a concerted type of rally was O_o...
Xenia: here are the action, and at TV2 today is a weekend, the bosses fuck you call...

World of Tanks:

I am a padonak, native to Albania, I live in Ukraine, I studied Esperanto in school, I know Russian very poorly.But here is what I noticed-many forumans also know Russian poorly.For example, in such, it would seem, a simple phrase"I am a false-handed nub"learn to allow up to 14 yapaq!They, as a rule, get a rare homo"!Children don't miss lessons of verbality and spelling!

xxx: I feel like a character from a fairy tale of a goldfish.
YYY: And what character do you play?
XXX: I am not.

A person is worth not what he has achieved, but what he has refused.

Confectionery Education

That I work on computer courses, I probably no longer need to say. Everyone here already knows that.

So then. I was in a healthy group (17-18 people, I don’t remember a lot). And at the first class I offered to move my brains and to the one who will give a solution to the difficult question I promised a candy.

The fate finger pointed to the oldest student in the group. Deep over 70 years (this is a minus), but the complete absence of old age marasma (this is a plus). She honestly won this candy and equally honestly cared for her 5-year-old granddaughter. From this moment the story begins.

In the second class, I run through the classroom and see that the only book I read at home is the oldest student (see the blurred pages, the labels). I am surprised (for Russian students, regardless of age, attachment is rare), praise. Give me another candy. and all. The conditional reflex began to work.

By the end of the course (how many months studied, if not more than six months) the best student in the group is the same pensioner. Everyone runs to consult her. For the superbly done inspection work I give a final candy. The lady asks, “Exactly the last?” I say yes, unfortunately, the course is over. The woman said, “Thank God! I have terror at home. My granddaughter will not control what I have done your homework, even if she doesn’t sit down for the TV. Without sweets, I’m even afraid to come home. I bought it if you didn’t give it.”

The main thing is to be happy, and it does not matter what conclusion the psychiatrist will write.

Listen, day by day you are dumb, and it is tangible.
HH: What’s happening to you?
Fuck, I did not understand!

Enigma: The modern shredder is wrapped in more than 40 parts. Dispersing it, and then sewing it back so that the same results, is a red-eyed worse than genta collection.

and ihatemalife:
I was going with a girl all week to my house, to another city.At the last moment she says to me that she can’t go because I have something wrong in my chest, the feeling is not good. Well, as a man, I stumbled, said you go and it's all there.
In general, the trip was not of luck, because she was constantly grumbling, did not react to my jokes, and generally sat 80% of the time with crossed hands.
She told me at the end of the trip, “I said, I have a feeling.”

In the summer, I went to the river alone. Two weeks ago I got a cat - active, ready to play all day, had to buy toys. I picked up a bag from the evening (a towel, a book, a bottle of water). In the morning, I come to the beach, shake a towel, and the folds come out: a ball, a rabbit's tail, a poppy, a mouse...
Apparently, the cat decided that I was bored and decided to donate a part of the toys. I had to play scenes on the beach between a puppy and a mouse. Not in vain he tried!

Liska