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[ + 119 - ] Comment quote №21611
 21.10.2009
Roix comes a neighbor at 10 p.m. and says, “Give a drill, I’ll come back in the morning.”

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21610
 21.10.2009
Ananas and oil:

Read the classics, otherwise your head will be cut off by the tram. For the unnecessary :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №21609
 21.10.2009
1: What is this playing?
Probably Depeche Mode.
1: Why do you think so?
2: Very similar to the Tech group, but the song is unknown.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №21608
 21.10.2009
At the sunrise on December 21, 2012 on the day of the winter solstice 4 Sun 3 Kankin (it is the date of the Zolkin and Haab Calendars mentioned in the Maya Prophecies) our Solar System will enter an exact connection with the Center of our Galaxy at the intersection of the Milky Way and the ecliptic, and the new era of the Fifth Sun will come. This cosmic Cross of Ketsalcoatl with the Sun in the Heart of our Galaxy means Yash-Kin and Yash-che – the rising of the New Sun on the Tree of Life. Our planet and people will become fully open to higher cosmic energy flows.

Where is the end of the world talking about? There will be a change of ages! They were already sober about the apocalypse... Bring it to the better, or really tired of the flow of all fake.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №21607
 21.10.2009
The downside of Unix is that it cannot execute a command line longer than 2 gigabytes.
via Bocha

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №21606
 21.10.2009
A friend tells me how he spent the night with his friends:
A. and more.
Yesterday, when my parents returned, my mother burned:
HQ: "Dania, what are your friends? They did not drink alcohol, they cooked their own food, the apartment was clean.

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