xxx: I have a friend here for a cat looking for a house, no one needs it?
YYY: Can I take a picture? Or an abstract cat.
Zzzz: I also don’t mind taking a cat.
ttt: zzz, abstract cat - inherit

The authorities will help Mikhalkov to open the fast food network "Eat at home"
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Those two rats still wrecked their yards.

xxx: to be honest, the artist from Pasha so himself
xxx: < child's drawing, strongly smelling on the penis>
You will never guess what it is.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: What is it?
Yyy: I don’t even have any assumptions.
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I found in the spaces of one of the social locations... "a racing club and a stone under it all:
Tension will remove the gas pedal dropped into the floor, fatigue will obscure the smell of burned rubber, and feelings will kill adrenaline! Speed is a drug that will make you happy.
Oh heh! I had a long time ago a VAZ2106... basically the first car! So when I saw the girl on her, she was terribly scared! switching from 3 to 4 transmission loudly shouted like a sink, said that the run was not very, but if we advance... and the speedometer shooter was already steadily going for 180 and sought to go to the second, or even the third circle... and the girls were eating... They eat!! to
Here's what the cut 2 wheels from the sprinkle in the speedometer do!

Humans are ungrateful animals. First, promise you will kill me if I do, and then, abnormal, what hell have you bound me, where are we going, and why do you have this gun?

Today is WOW. The department at the lecture began to talk about the difficulties arising when transmitting high frequencies. To explain, I began to make an analogy with a water tube. I started by drawing this same slang on the board. And then he drawn up a man in the genre of "stalk, stalk, cucumbers" (immediately arousing the audience's enthusiasm) and signed with big letters "ya santechneg". After which he thoughtfully quoted Ostap's question about the ability to draw, addressed once to Kisa. It turned out that it was not easy to photograph with laughing hands. and :)

In a week I will be forty. I was crying over that joke.

The guy really felt my mood.

When I was 14, I thought 40 years was so far away that it would never happen. It will, but not me anymore. But now I am almost 40, and I understand – it really won’t be! Because I am still 14. There are no adults. There are older children. Sick, gray boys and girls.

Only after U.S. intelligence was finally convinced that there were no Russian troops on the territory of Ukraine, U.S. special forces risked to come for training.

This story was told to me in the museum. I'll tell you later, otherwise it won't be interesting :)

A young man lived in a small Siberian town. Young, 30, sports, ideas and everything with him. He worked in the factory, studied and led an ideologically literate lifestyle.
But he had one big dream - of course blue, unrealistic - he really wanted to find his mother. He no longer expected to find his dad, he felt that he was no longer there, but he wanted to find his mom, his mom. But where can you find a mother when you are the son of the enemy of the people? The boy at the age of 3 got into a nursery, where he was given a different name and surname, and the old data was classified and subsequently destroyed. There was no connection between him and his family. The only thing he remembered from his "old life" was that they lived in a big city, around high buildings, and his mother was called Luba. And yes, he remembered one moment that confused everyone to whom he told him, and that he had already learned to write off on childish fantasies. He remembered he was going to the kindergarten with his mother in the elevator! This is the kindergarten in the elevator.
And he remembered that they were not going down, but going up.
Of course, no one has ever heard of such a kindergarten, and the guy himself has already become accustomed to the thought that the past cannot be returned.
Years went by, the guy learned and, as they say, got into the stream - in the early Brezhnevsky time he grew up to the chief engineer of the factory, and went to advance not just to where, but to the capital.
It was a summer day, Saturday, it was hot on the street, and the guy decided to ride a river tram. Next to him stood a grandfather, very intelligent and conversational. Having learned that the man (and he was already over 30) had never been in the capital, the old man began to conduct him an extensive tour of the places that they swam. Here on the left they swam through the pool "Moscow", and on the left was the gray grove of the famous "House on the Riverside". The old man, obviously familiar with the local life, began to paint the sweet life of the inhabitants of this house, and when the river tram was almost equal to the Kremlin, the old man pointed to the man on a piece of the body of the back of the house, which rose in the form of a superstructure and said: See this superstructure? It is the only kindergarten in the Soviet Union that is on the roof. There are children in the elevator.
Man, what about you? The heart? The Doctor!
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Further, there were endless inquiries of tenants, associated with a considerable risk (the house only stopped being tightly guarded for a couple of years), and the miracle still happened - the mother of Luba, who survived many years of camps, was found in the usual Moscow public office.

A donation collector approached me and asked, “Do you know how often people die from AIDS?”
I said, “I am not a specialist. Probably only once.”

To us, first-class students, an elderly professor, a chemist, told such a story. At the exam, the student does not pull at all, it is clear that he did not study, but sadly he became a student, gave a chance. He asks:
Tell me what the pH is and I’ll give you 3.
The student thought for a long time. I don’t know the answer, but I need to:
Hydride of phosphorus.! to
The professor put him 3)))

X: What kind of ways to smash a younger sister? (for a half year)
Tell her that her sister is a fool.
X: In the sense? Half a year!
X: I didn’t understand???! to

The Orc Yatagan. For hundreds of years, this iron of unprofitable kind has been in the armor of the most warrior people of Arda! It weighs 1 kg along with the legs. The cloth is crowned so that it does not shine. No jewelry is provided - nude function. Weapons of Total War. The elephant sword can break the hair, but the orc jatagan can break the elephant.

Radomir: Yesterday was a comic incident. There is such a point as Winged Nick on Pushkin. I recovered it yesterday, had to look like resonators around the district. There is some state control. Binded, demons, like I plotted here with drugs decided to put. Aha next to them. For some reason told about Ingress uncle major, such as about portals, energy and installation of fields - so he decided to me for the examination of the car :D

XXX is
Hahahah, I’m getting laughed right now!!
XXX is
He has an aptitude in the composition:"Topor as the main character of the novel Crime and Punishment":Dostoevsky's father was a surgeon and, as a child, frightened Misha with stories about how "this simple tail rubbed his legs, and a Frenchman"robbed his son with a shoe for bad behavior. Roman Dostoevsky conceived to protest his father, and the plot took from the criminal chronicle.
I can’t go any further ?

I was in this state the last time I had socks in the iPhone box, first joy and euphoria, and then a complete breakdown.

There are didactic failures in the Bible.
For example, the words about the straw and the straw were thought of
as an indication of the difficulty of noticing our sins
No demanding approach to oneself.
Respect for external criticism,
Used at all times.
Only for the controversial objection: "on yourself, shit, look!".

of ablation. No, it’s not mat, it’s a scientific term.

In the event of war, all full-fledged citizens are subject to mobilization. They may be expelled with disgrace without the right of second attempt for gross disciplinary violations.
somehow so. Now we can discuss.
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Ancient Greek policies. The direct democracy. For the decisions made at the ecclesies, each citizen was responsible with his own wallet and head, and not some there unclear fall of indexes. In the event of war, women and slaves remained out of service. Do you want to get in order? PNF of citizens. You want to scream on the whole policy about freedom and equality - it's not a question, here you have citizenship, here you have an agora. and scream. But if the army of the neighbor's police comes, here is your spear, here is your shield. Do you want to get in order? Welcome to the slaves.

At a time when Sabbaths were compulsory for everyone, after them they were usually collectively drunk. And then one day my father and a couple of other colleagues were invited to visit on Saturday. They have already come to the party. They see a large table, headed by a couple. Decided that the wedding, started shouting "Bitter!", the couple, respectively, kiss.

When the feast was over, the couple approached them and, thanking for the visit, said they hadn’t had such fun for a long time. And so they celebrated their birthday.