From the community:

Question: Please advise literature and works that help to stop hating people, help to find spiritual harmony and become a pofigist.
Answer: "Statute of the Guard and Guard Service".

xxx: the grass is blue, the sky is green, the sea is yellow.
I love China.
RR: What’s so specific to you?
My wife and I ordered some fish at the restaurant. Fish is not simple, but poisonous.
Chinese nurse injects anti-toxin
XXX: I am lying down.
All the drug addicts in the world envy me.
XXX is free! At the restaurant, I lie in a vip-palate with sea view.
XXX: In the next three days, the glutes will come to me and I’ll catch the catch.
RR: And when the breakout starts again, the fish must be eaten, right?

Talk to a girl (D)
I: When you go to the store for mayonnaise, there is only one hidden danger. and beer!! to
D: Oh yes of course! What about shoes?? to
D: Toughened beer
Compared to shoes
I: Well, shoes are harder to find next to mayonnaise
D: Possibly and
But for the angry dog... not a hook.

The question of the "absolutely impossible" flight of the hammer
To the question of circumnavigated helicopters and shrimp helicopters.

The phenomenon of this insect is still completely unstudied. In fact, with their
> physical data it makes something absolutely impossible.

When will you learn to google before you declare something like that?
From the same Wikipedia:
There is a widespread belief that from the point of view of aerodynamics, hamsters cannot fly. Shmel cannot fly according to the aerodynamics equations used in calculating the lifting force of aircraft. Insect flights occur at completely different Reynolds numbers (similarity coefficient) than aircraft flights.
If you compare the hamster with an airplane, whose wings are immovable, the area of the wings of the insect relative to volume and body weight would not allow it to rise from the ground when displaced. But the hammer would be more accurately compared to a helicopter: in the insect, each of the two rear wings is connected to the front wings by a series of tiny hooks that cling to the pulling edge of the front wings. This mechanism forms a sharring node, sufficiently flexible along its longitudinal axis. With each swing, the ends of the wings describe the "eight", creating air spirals along the length of the wings. These spirals provide sufficient lifting force for the body of the hammer and its flight.

Stop composting people’s brains.

My friend's daddy and mom were at a visit with my grandmother.Grandmother gave them two chickens.Here they go home.Papa carries these chickens in a pack.Mom asks:
Is it hard with chickens?
It is hard, but when everyone is at work, it seems like nothing.

After disassembling, cleaning and assembling the mouse, I came to the conclusion that some dirt had its functions.

From the comments in JJ:

DDoD is UGU. I was so once driving in thoughtfulness (think, with a stone face:)), and some cute young man wished to meet. I asked what she thought about. So I didn't get out of thought and honestly answered - why I have so much gonorrhea this month.
The young man stumbled.and :)
And I really thought - whether the diagnostic set of lies, whether the reagents are dirty, or whether the people are so sick (I was working as a laboratory practitioner at the diagnosis).

xxx:the most economical volga in calculation at Miha
yyyy :))
xxx: there it produces fuel on the 5 transmission)))

I’ve noticed that I don’t have any normal friends at all. All my friends are fucking fucking.
I am and I?
Q. You are the leader of the list.

<xxx>: the cat came to the cat here on the balcony
<xxx>: I have tried more accurately
<xxx>: jumped Natasha into a box with flowers and with the box so and left
<xxx>: played in the box shorter

The shadow bought the pellets. brought home. with a precise smooth movement opened the packaging, poured everything into a plate and poured boiling water>_<

by Ian:
I don’t think it’s a bad thing to do in the city.) the main thing is to find some prospect and think found :DDD

by Elizabeth :
Do you mean you are there entirely?

by Ian:
Meaning yes

by Elizabeth :
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by Ian:
and Lisa! Travelling by trolley bus 7 rubles!!! The Seven!! to

by Elizabeth :
Fuck, are you in the past?

Our school gives one a journey to life, the other an agenda.

In connection with the European Football Championship on the same radio station was held a competition of interesting football stories. This liked me the most.
Dynamo and Barcelona face-to-face in the 1993/1994 season. After the most famous 3-1 in the dressing room, the author of two balls Viktor Leonenko said:
My friends, I am God!
“Yes, Vitya, you were great, but the rest of the team played well.
No guys, I am God.
What kind of scare?
After the shot, he ran to the ball. A man is sitting there. In a disabled wheelchair. So he ran to me and began to embrace. I am God :)

More and more in Russia began to appear military commander Robin Hood. They take the agenda from the rich and give it to the poor.

Children up to 5 years old are the best beta-testers.

The United States sent into orbit a rocket with a super-secret satellite

Camment: So Google Maps update, fools. The trailer from the tractor from the country 5 years ago sold, on the photo from the satellite still stands there, b_lead

XXX: Three pedals on a city car is atavism, I think. If the engine is up to 1.6, then what’s the point of pulling those handles, grabbing the pedals, to look like a cool driver? I think if there were eight pedals on the mechanic, the drivers would not have chosen the machine.
Yyy: All right: 6 pedals under 6 speeds, brake and reverse. You need two wheels: one to turn to the right, the other to turn to the left.
Zzz: Two chairs, one to drive forward and the other to go back.

He wants to buy my iPad for 8k.
YYY: and for 7 t.r. Does he not want him?
for 7 t.r. He wants him even more.

we tech director left 2 days earlier from vacation with the words "I am not today"