Talk about Dirty
xxx: and communist society must necessarily exist in the conditions of overpopulation?
Yyy: Communist society was not threatened by overpopulation. According to the plan, we should now inhabit Mars.
Call for technical support. A (consultant) and P (user)
Q: How can I help you?
Q: Did you have an internet connection but it stopped working?
Q: Does the computer see the modem?
Q: No, he’s blind, of course I’ve put him right in front of the webcam.
Injury to the leg (stretching of ligaments with partial rupture). The surgeon prescribed the ointment. At the next reception:
(i) The instructions are "not to use for more than 10 days". I have been using it for the third week.
This is written for people.
communist 2012-06-21 06:49:59
Now a new one is born.
The expression... watched yesterday
as a child chased the ball, and there is one
He knocks at the door and cries in.
The voice of his partners.
You are churches...
You don’t read mistakes.
I read with my eyes.
I sit at work, I have 2 crowns in my hands, I take it to my mouth, I am going to lick...
And then a candy comes to me – that’s the boss shouted: “Candies should be eaten, not batteries, Bender!”!" ?
From Habr.
Tagged: Gorshkoetnlbosch
This word came to me in the SMS :)
I sit here, what does that mean?
Are there thoughts? Or is it a code? Per there are services that will give a hint?
yyy:I also send such SMS when the phone in my pocket removes the lock =) Sometimes I still call and shuffle the pants to the interlocutor.
From the article MH Russia:
Let's say, the applicant must designate on the map a route of 10 km along the forested mountains in an unknown terrain and run it as quickly as possible. The guy is focused, of course, on moving more sharply and not getting lost, but on the way “suddenly” he encounters 5-6 bugs – “drug traffickers”. And for him, meanwhile, with the help of cameras fortified on trees, psychologists monitor.
Once on such a test, a boy from Russia (194 cm tall and 120 kg weighing) first offered the bandits to escape in a good way, and when they refused, struck all six under the admired screams of the examination commission and continued the cross, as nothing happened.
And we go to a picnic on Saturday, as many as 6 people!!! I think we will also record our walk.
The campaign will take place under the title "no alcohol and cholesterol!", during which alcoholic beverages and cholesterol-containing products will be brutally destroyed with preliminary torture on hot coals.