I work at one of the universities of Yekaterinburg. After morning coffee, I decided to go to the coffee shop. I sit and don’t touch anyone. Two students come in. The silence smokes. One minute later he suddenly says:
Nuts at M&M’s are delicious.
The second with a sad look:
Aaaah...
Both are hard breathing, docking, and going away (silent).
O_O

She complimented her husband after sex. He squeezes his fingers:
I am beautiful as a shit! Frightened as Archer. Strong as a zigzag!
Fast as a deer!

I had a walking cat Timur, neighboring children dragged him to get to know the cat. Then from their mother came the testimony: Our Musa is pregnant with your Timur. I say, like that, she is sitting at home with you. The details came out. I did not recognize the fatherhood then, if few children led to Moses, and the prostitute was some: the cat only on the threshold, and she is already in agreement.

X: This is my happy Gondon!
Q: How much do you wear it with you?
X: 4 years
Y: Are you sure he is happy?

Talk about the visit to Uzi:
Q: Do you know why it’s worn?
(10:34:30) WOW: is the police old?
(10:34:42) xxx: does not eat
(10:34:56) xxx: because I have sex life
(10:35:07) Was the warranty broken?

Article: Krasnoyarsk diocese asks to repair the buildings returned to it
Vaneok on the tank: I will not understand one thing: at this time we have the question of faith is relevant?! Where is such a sting of officials and statements of famous people in the return of kindergartens to the working state from all kinds of saunas and fucking knows what??? Should I take my child to the temple every day?! to