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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145803
 23.10.2017
Posts Tagged ‘Hair Care’
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Service services – service services?
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What do you think of “learning English”?
I wonder what and how to teach English. I can imagine the training of students, pensioners, children in English, but the learning of English is a scratch in the back of the head.

Or the advertising shield of micro-loans: “loan to salary.”
How much do they want to borrow from me?

At the toilet station:

Dear passengers!
Entrance to the toilet of the main building is paid.
The cost of 15 rubles

Cossack on Cossack!
First, just “Toilet 15 rubles”, apparently, is not enough pathos.
Secondly, the cost of payment purely formally is the cost of payment, not the use of the toilet. That is, the commission from the payment for the toilet.
Third, railway passengers have the right to use the toilets at the station absolutely free of charge!
Paphos and lawlessness.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145802
 23.10.2017
12:06:14 [ZoomY] spinnker> I have probably not spoken this phrase so frankly, from the heart, really, from the depths of my soul, for five or six years.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №145801
 23.10.2017
Have you ever seen the map of the world at least once in your life? India and the UK not only do not have common borders, they are also in different parts of the world.
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Like the United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, as well as a couple of dozens of territories smaller. However, they were all part of the British Empire. Did you teach history at school?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №145800
 23.10.2017
In the apartment, in which besides you and your spouse, live 3 children aged from 14 years to 4 months, it is really a problem to have sex. Because one of the children at any time is at home, and when they are all sleeping, their eyes are already clamped, just because of their age.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145799
 23.10.2017
gt, "In Darknet you can buy software for unlimited withdrawal of cash from ATMs"

xxx: I offer a ransom: to rob a ATM with the help of a program purchased on a loan issued in this bank.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145798
 23.10.2017
Keyten: Well
Keyten: Your girlfriend is potentially someone you need to love, care for and live with for a lifetime.
Almost like a dog.

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