I walk with my dog on a guide which by nature is a Caucasian, very scary in appearance... But by nature she is very kind, nobody touches 100% and a woman goes to meet. The following dialogue:
Do you have a bad dog?
Not very much, but you can go through.
Do you hold it well?
(The fact is that you can go through)
well...
Why is she without a beard?
(Because she is good)
Don’t be afraid, I won’t bite you.
What if she hits me?
(I have already said...)
I’m holding it on the rope, you see?
What if the reason is broken?
(And here I said the phrase she wanted to hear from the beginning)
Fuck it will be...
(There were no more questions)

<1> Blyin, my brother is again drowning on his porn!!...
<2> o_o did you catch it?? to
<1> no, not hit, but the mouse is left of the keyboard again!

The BMX:
Do you know what a fucking thing? at the mine before on the modem all icons burned stable, except for the LAN type when data is transmitted, and the suco all blink like a girland and the LAN and ADSL cut off after half an hour.

The Chess:
New Year’s Gift from the Provider

SAVA0310: well with the seam can help
Ritta:..."Are you responsible for quality?..."
S01E03: Reply to
SAVA0310: Bake up full
SAVA0310: To the tears
Ritta: You are crying afterwards? How cute.

Genka: and in the card I have a hospital in front of the graph "mother" is NOT a complaint.
Ac!D: well right, no uterus - no problems and complaints :R
Genka: and also in front of the graph "brain" also written NO complaint
Ac!D: Well as I said before....=))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[16:21:08] <n-kill> the headline here seen in the newspaper
Putin shares plans with Medvedev

From the Programme Forum:

Please tell me who’s performing the song for the crack k Borland C++ Builder 6?

Seamni: And our Matan predicator tried to pull the number from the board with a marker higher, like a mouse))
She didn’t succeed =)
He wants us to be guilty...

The Moderators! I’ve already cracked to send quotes, original and funny, related to adminism and other things, but none passes, and instead there’s all the shit about pelmeni and “remembered your ip”. Maybe some of the adequate censors were sent to rest by replacing them with kindergarten graduates with zero sense of humor, offended by life?

I do not understand when GIBDD hangs posters over the road type "Maximum speed in the city - 60 km/h" "Give down the road to the pedestrian" and the like.
But when they hang a poster near the lighthouse "Red signal - stood, yellow - wait, green - eat"
I am getting really scared.

Who is this rich man who throws pieces of cake into the toilet?? to
YYY - I
How is it? how is it? Did you wash him?? to
Wow, I dropped him.
Q: What did you do with the cake in the sort? and 8)))
I have eaten :)

You are not in winter! This is some horror! :)
This is a warm southern winter :)
G: It is not cold. My teeth don’t knock :)
Y: And I bought my moustache two days ago! It is so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not knocking now!and ;)
Q: Are you now hiding your teeth in the cushions? and :)

by LeoNeed:
>> Initials (F.I.O.)
Do you have to write your name first, and then I.O.?

by Mikhail:
and UGU.

by LeoNeed:
What is "B.L. I"?

by Mikhail:
:D
Good luck you are born like that.)

It was before. With a fellow, we go around the universe and whoever will say:"Naher the couple, go drink beer". They beat and went.
Today I go to the universe for a couple. And by the edge of the ear I hear one speaking to another:"Naher couples, go drink beer".
Here is the mill, and I had to give him a cursor for the day.

<ron> I got 3 balls at the tower
<Strelok> so be glad, it seemed...
<ron> I am delighted that I have a 100 point system.

In contact hangs the event of a group of fans of Tokyo Hotel. They are going to write the wall of Tsoy on December 31 with all kinds of praiseful inscriptions in honor of the leader of the respected musical group. People disconnected from life... This will inevitably cause a chain reaction and just build puzzles on all emotions in general.
— — — —
A reference to the studio on this matter.
Suki, I will personally beat them if they dare to write their bad piddars next to Tsoy. The fucking.
Plus, who is in favor of not letting the wall of Tsoy be spoiled with praise to the Pider Hotels.
P.S
Sorry, I was scared ;)

<Doma> Kat, it’s too late to regret that she’s the first man to stumble))) you know – men are shy. Women should take the initiative into their own hands. Or root... in general who first took the initiative - that and wins)))

Zero is
I looked at the spell...
Carroch was unspeakably surprised - discovered many, many days ago...

Zero is
A prize for the new year.

Zero is
Or they are so washing the butterflies - this session, the people will take them back to the teachings all the way.

Order on reorganization of employee mailboxes
The size of the mailbox on the server should not exceed 200MB.

Sawyer
I will delete all work mail, orders, etc. and leave the face.
Sawyer
Then I will send them all, saying that I have neither seen nor received orders.
Sawyer
Smoking in the office.
Sawyer
Parking at the entrance.
Sawyer
Let all strangers through magnetic doors.