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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139065
 23.02.2017
> "This same hormone, by the way, is actively produced in pregnant women." That is, it turns out that babies are stupid not because they are stupid, but still because babies?

When you’re under sperm toxicity, you’re not much smarter. But you will not deny that this is a temporary difficulty.

[ + 16 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139064
 23.02.2017
Indeed, studies conducted by homosexuals have shown... an evolutionally useful device can only be that which contributes to the survival of the population as a species. And now tell us, how will homosexuality, from which no one is born and no genome develops, be evolutionarily beneficial?

Listen, and the working bees in the wheat? They don’t give birth to anyone, one uterus would be enough! The ants have the same problem. Even with the same lions, deer and so on. Harem animals - in the breeding participates give god one male out of ten, and male and female will be born equally. Why, if everything is as simple as in your square nest representation? Or maybe it’s not all that simple? Per it all somehow contributes to the survival of the POPULATION, even without bringing its specific offspring?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139063
 23.02.2017
"Epithocytes and bpats! Many of you will not survive this night, but your name will live through the year!

So what about pushing these bags with hemoglobin speech? They don’t even have the nucleus left, only they can bring oxygen.
Leukocytes must be raised! The Leukocytes!

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139062
 23.02.2017
> What comes out on the shelves is mostly impossible to read. A free book, though stur and forgot, money was not spent on it, only time.

This once again brings us back to the concept of the Anal Crow, which holds the money to the author until the reader, who paid for the copy, gives the good. If the reader feels insulted by such a scripture, he can give a hint instead to transfer this money to the explosion on Mars of a huge wreck, at the bottom of which there will be an atmosphere (inb4 spectator-login), to the sewing of false legs to crabs or to the removal of varieties of eringe, which can parasitize on the borshchevsky, in short, for at least a remotely useful activity. Obviously, when the reader’s own greed ceases to be a factor in the decision making, he becomes more objective and leaves the affairist without money only when he really has a desire to deliberately kill the shit. Again, giving money is much easier when you realize that in the event of an obvious scam you have the right to POKARAT.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139061
 23.02.2017
"I would have had a guy like you"
Here I was when I was young, naive and unable to say: "Vasili! Do you want me to go with you?", so I tried, hints. I would have such a guy. Just like you, Vasily. Ah! But Vasily freezes there in his "friendzone", he doesn’t understand the hints and everyone is waiting for something. Who is his fault?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139060
 23.02.2017
23 February.
Co-workers give bands with a tank and a tank driver (not to be confused with the heroine of comics and the movie, unfortunately).
A neighbor in the office notices that I take a cup from the bike festival home and leave it at work. The dialogue.
Why Why? The same new.
Not to repeat in a year.
- Hm...thought (also leaves the tank on the desk)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139059
 23.02.2017
You have three centers of the last century in your pocket, plus unlimited access to unimaginable amounts of information, and you, the cat, love cats!

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