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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №21731
 24.10.2009
I am afraid to send a resume to a company where the schedule of work is written with
9.00 to 17.00, and the vacancy for the position is posted on the website
Sunday at 3 p.m.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21730
 24.10.2009
If a woman thinks a lot, it means she is fucking little.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №21729
 24.10.2009
The Aitishnikov

Sleep my joyful lips.
The rest came to it.
None of the servants lie.
The cooler is quiet.
The bugs don’t call you.
The printer is not repaired.
The bots are going off-line.
Sleep, friend Aichi, go to sleep.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №21728
 24.10.2009
Po6aT (10:30:11 22/10/2009)
I know you are working. Answer as you can.
The classmate’s hat looks like a disco ball. I have a wild desire to light a lamp on him, turn on the mushroom, and let everyone around dance. I want to, I cannot sleep. How to do it without getting into the bubble?

[ + 199 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21727
 24.10.2009
She makes me tea as soon as I come into the office. Pre-washed the bowl.
She wipes out dust from my monitor and pulls out the crumbs from the keyboard.
She treats me at Life4dead and drops everyone who tries to overthrow me.
She plays in Contra at the level of the most fierce gamer.

And she’s not, not my girlfriend... She’s my secretary... Married, a child... Beautiful... Plush everyone who sympathizes :((

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21726
 24.10.2009
About Pdf from one website:

October 13, 2009 by Lord! In the 21st century courtyard. For a long time there have been video recorders, video cameras and dictophones, as well as GPS-navigators, which clearly record the speed at every moment of time... In order to prevent abuse and unfair demands of unfair employees of the GIBDD I would propose to centrally require to supply ALL cars with some sort of “black box” GPS+video cameras+computer. Believe me, it will be cheaper than buying off an imaginary violation with deprivation of rights for not one hundred green... There are additional advantages: a) the drivers themselves will not violate, as this will also be recorded by cameras and self-writers. b) in the case of a traffic accident, it will be very easy to establish a real picture and the culprits (which will exclude subjects and attempts to bribe the inspector by one of the participants in the accident - usually the culprit (but with money and (or) connections). If at least one in ten cars had such a device, it is unlikely that the majority would risk breaking the Law.(This applies to both drivers and traffic inspectors) The whole problem is that no one needs it... But you just need to make a video shot a heavy argument in the Court. As far as I know at the moment, the filming will easily be overwhelmed by the testimony of two scammed or intimidated "witnesses" allegedly present at the violation.

and plush!

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21725
 24.10.2009
Did you fuck the couch?

yyy : ) )

yyy: the verb is very correct

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №21724
 24.10.2009
Nata: I want to be like a Swiss clock: dear, desirable and to be worn on my arms
Line: It will not work
NATO: Why is it?
The Swiss clock never breaks :)
Natasha is scum!! to

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