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[ + 24 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74747
 24.12.2012
Am I the only one around me who has no stupid fools who believe in the end of the world, who could be divided into a stupid dispute about it?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №74746
 24.12.2012
xxx: heard 31 December end of the year. We will all die.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74745
 24.12.2012
Citizens of the Russian Federation, who behaved badly in this life, after death get back to the Russian Federation - the end of the world has come, but for us nothing has changed.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №74744
 24.12.2012
XX: You know, after I realized what it was like to really want sex while being a gentleman? When after a great curtain, because of the failure to digest due to lunch in the universe dining room, to my question "I ruined everything, yes" he answered without stopping "no, only air")))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №74743
 24.12.2012
Yesterday I sent a SMS.
XX: I wanted to write a question about when we’re bumping
WOW: What did you write?
XX: the word "when" wanted to write in a simplified form "when"
XX: but not the button on the key and instead of D wrote L.
XX: Do we take the cage?
See also: Role
What did Victor answer?
XX: he said he wasn’t eating shit
What else could he answer...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74742
 24.12.2012
I wrote out pills and drank Valerian... and I have an unusual allergy to her - like from drugs. After a minute he began to argue about the meaning of life, after 3 he looked seriously at the cute nurse, and said:
I to you. It is"

You are just a cat. and ;)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №74741
 24.12.2012
There are unspread single-composite proposals. For example - "Night...", "Winter..." (the dying voice from the gallery - "Pochemiluga...")

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74740
 24.12.2012
Fight the system! Be a bad guy! Eat a bowl of red caviar right now, not wait for the new year!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74739
 24.12.2012
From Habr:
Personazhe: The Next Generation Displays
Retina will contain waves
collapsing pixels, which
It becomes visible only when
They are observed. In his absence
The pixels are in
Difference between visibility and
invisibility, thereby preserving
50% of energy.

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