I bought chocolate for a black day.
When will he come?
HH: I think today

Mick Jagger and I often recall the 2003 gold. He then received the title of a knight, I was in the Cheboksaars.

# Remembered
"I agree with you! I just didn’t understand about third-class girls...I started fucking them at third-class, and I continue to do so until I’m going to stop. Uncle Vichy, 52 years old.
As in an anecdote:
The Advertisement. I give a room to 2 students. I don’t give up the third, the years are not the same."

He said and licked his thick eyebrows.

Or more appropriately another joke: "Well, you say that too! Who is it that prohibits you?

For what my girlfriend can, I forgive her what she can’t.

A friend asks:
Am I smart?
Of course smart.
Honestly honestly?
Find an IQ test and you will find out.
After a time:
Find me this test, I can’t do anything!
Here is the answer to the question)
Insulted...

Because of the Great Post."

The robbers met the traveller and killed him. In the cat found a couple of coins and bread with salt. They took the coins and ate the bread, and the fat did not touch – fasting!

xxx: some factory made a batch of socks in canned banks
When will they start to roll out the socks? I didn't find a pair - pulled off the roll, went on business
YYY: Mother of Jesus, this is genius!

K to:
Give me a liter of beer.

Z is:
I took.

K to:
: *
The smart! Do not drink anymore.
I will be at 8.

Z is:
I knew there was a hike somewhere.

I always take my phone with me to the toilet. Before the procedure was completed, he laid the phone on the floor.Then, when he went out, he leaned to the phone. Now my wife asks why I worship the toilet))))

I work in a advertising agency as the head of the department. I love the moment when new staff students arrive or immediately after the institute. All such in all their appearances seeking to express who is the most creative here, - crazy colors in clothes, hairstyle, the creation of which spent time not less than on the way to the office, if it is a girl, then makeup, painted from the latest luxury of some famous brand. Or as an option - cutting on the most professional professionals - that the costume "white top " black bottom" was sitting, as on a clipboard picture, talking stamps from guides for successful managers. Those and others on full-time employees in blue jeans and sweaters from the mass-market look astonished - to tell where the glitch, where chic, where creative...

If in the interval from a week to a month a person realized that creativity is a little more difficult than it was invented, and it is necessary to penetrate in work, rather than in their own image, they will work. If not, he will probably go to the administration soon with a complaint that we have something wrong.

c has

Vocabulary
A terrorist pedophile came to us today.

Crimson
Anime and 3D printer he brought with him.

Meklon
... about pirate mp3-shots quietly spoke...

Meklon
... smoking up the internet, he praised suicides...