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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15357
 24.03.2009
Evangelical 17 (9:43) :
It was fun tonight.

Evangelical 17 (9:45) :
What kind of dude, completely shaken, stood by the home phone, calling all the apartments at 3 o'clock at night... trying to get into the entrance... I didn't sleep then... my cat got stuck in my leg.

Deuteronomy 17 (9:47) :
I watched the following reactions... I hear that on the homeophone the neighbors

Evangelist No. 17 (9:48)
He was sent five times naked, three times into his ass, two times he received the promise to break the fuck, one came out and fulfilled the promise.

Evangelist No. 17 (9:50)
lying on the asphalt, the pedestrian began to throw ice stones onto the windows and scattered the window in the entrance on the 2nd floor...and since the cars in the courtyard were put by the pedestrian and cut the mirror on the tinted eight.

Evangelist No. 17 (9:51)
The menta were caused, and while they were waiting for them, three lazy menta were pinning a fast-growing...

Ephesians 17 (9:53)
The concert ended somewhere at 4 in the morning, the cat ate the kitten, slept peacefully on the couch on my pillow..the badge and the owner of the car left on a bowl...the men at the entrance still smoked.

Ephesians 17 (9:53)
and all went to sleep.

Ephesians 17 (9:53)
The end.


[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15356
 24.03.2009
From the Kazan:
Help the cat.
I have a beautiful, intelligent, intellectual, cute cat, a good cat, a jump and a joke.
He has been a year, which, according to the standards of cats, is already equivalent to a sexually mature man, a predator and a sexually concerned type.
This sexually mature and sexually concerned type is extremely concerned!
he needs help, and better contact with a cute, beautiful, preferably smart and sociable lady, experience is welcome!
My boy is calm, educated, will come with whisky and flowers! Or you can take them in guests.
Castration and sleeping are not offered. It did not help!
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The Zombie Cat >_<

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15355
 24.03.2009
I love the Russian Odmin! Only they can indicate the reason for the ban "Pidar simply" in the list of fools.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15354
 24.03.2009
Those who do not know (know)
From 21.03 MTS will round up traffic to 100kb except on-line tariffs and baskets, those who read BASH from a mobile phone or sit in the ash, will now pay more.
What is the characteristic of this 100 KB? The round? First of all, the price of mobile internet is fantasticly high when using it from smartphones. These smart devices carefully break the connection after each command is worked out. I looked at the title of the letter - one session, uploaded the entire text of the letter - the second, sent the answer - the third. and so on. Reading newsletters and viewing emails will easily result in 20-30 tiny sessions, each of which will now be rounded up to 100 Kb. It is separately priced.

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