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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142469
 25.06.2017
On the fourth day of the call from the left number, I looked in the net- from the alphabank, a advertising robot, and my blacklist also looked at their negative rating and drops calls.
One robot calls, another throws) war of robots:-D

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142468
 25.06.2017
#bus_educational

The word "helixers" I hear for the first time, always said "spiders"

Between "class" and "type" there is an intermediate category - "subtype". A high school student does not need to know this. The class "spiders" (spiders, scorpions, ticks) is included in the subtype "helixers" (spiders, merostoms, sea spiders), which is included in the type "articular-footed". Main categories: life - domain - kingdom - type - class - order - family - species. Scientists use a lot of intermediate categories, such as "subcategory", "superfamily", subspecies" and so on. Google is "biological systematics"

A joke for teachers. The robbers caught the school teacher.
Give the clock!
I will not give you the clock, but take a good guide!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142467
 25.06.2017
I: What are you going to do, Poppy?
She is: Nothing.
And then drink tea.

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