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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13952
 26.01.2009
<Devil> fuck, paq pizzil sugar pizzili tea )))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13951
 26.01.2009
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Yesterday, the Soviet nuclear power plant of the city of Z fulfilled a five-year plan to produce thermal energy in 5 milliseconds.

Report of the accident in the Soviet newspaper.

[ + 47 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13950
 26.01.2009
But really a guy is 20 years old right... I am 21 and like I recently celebrated 10 years. But it is a small thing. I didn’t think it was worse than my generation. Fuck there. Every next is worse. And really, everything is tied to the naked jewel, some mercantile calculation and other dirt. I’m not arguing that you can find those who experience feelings, but it’s not fashionable. Except screaming about pseudo-feelings in front of bed, and forgetting in the morning. I can only sympathize with them and send on the shit unprincipled dwarfs, and simply - fools. be people. After all, happiness and joy lie not only in sex) "To love and be loved - what a feeling!"
Z is. He suffered from being without a loved one. Crazy around. Where are all the girls normal?
of Z.z. Whoever thinks that I am somewhat damaged, I will gladly refute this judgment either verbally or otherwise.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13949
 26.01.2009
FLASH: On the forum a guy describes the problem and asks for advice, he said, he learned to get an orgasm 10 times for sex, and his girlfriend, when he learned about it, did not want to talk to him for reasons not understood to him...
The first comment: "I am envious!".

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