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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141670
 26.05.2017

That the SSP-sh girls of the Mormon faith in close communication with the boys preserve virginity for marriage, while providing another hole, there is no prohibition about it.

...True to the fifteen-year-old Pettenko, she had not given a girl at all. And who were the “Mormons” he did not know. But I was sure of the rest.
) ) )

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141669
 26.05.2017
A Thomson Airways flight from Mexico to the UK had to be cancelled.
As one of his passengers discovered a Wi-Fi network called "Jihadist Mobile Phone London 1".

The incident occurred on Monday, May 22, on board the aircraft.
He was scheduled to travel from Cancun to London.
A traveler who noticed a wireless network with this name notified the stewards.
They tried to find the creator of this Wi-Fi, but unsuccessfully. Eventually, police were called on board the aircraft.
Police checked all passengers’ phones.
In addition, dogs were taken to the aircraft for examination of the cabin.
The creator of the “extremist” Wi-Fi could not be found. A few hours later, the network was removed, but the pilot refused to take off.
The passengers were eventually placed in the hotel.

by Ivan Familić:
Terrorist Wi-Fi even dogs could not smell. Probably the encryption was used well.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141668
 26.05.2017
Dialogue of 1C
xxxh: there are bushes quite accusable, but some on the forehead is written "chronic недо@b"
The main thing is that the number of others does not increase.
HH: And what do you offer?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141667
 26.05.2017
on one mom forum, a user with a nick "White piss" complained that she can't find a job, she was actually looking for a community

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №141666
 26.05.2017
Russia has been shown in the same series twice. The series was titled "Aliens and Deadly Places".

As a child, I spent the summer in the village of my grandmother in the Kirov region. Recently I also watched a similar broadcast, though entirely devoted to deadly places in Russia. We talked about places in the Tver region, somewhere else, about which there are evil rumors and legends.
I realized that I don’t remember anything about my grandmother’s village and the surroundings. Well, I think the little one was (although he was there until 15 years old), did not pay attention. I decided to ask my mother, still an Aboriginal, should know. I ask, are there any deadly places, maybe some mysterious events happened, something feared?
Mom’s answer: Well yes, one day the Zack escaped from the colony, we were small – we were very afraid!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №141665
 26.05.2017
XXX: That’s what I thought. Speakers, when talking about ISIS, must add - prohibited in the territory of Russia. When they talk about corruption, they do not add anything. Maybe that’s the matter?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №141664
 26.05.2017
I hear from the corridor of the office as they conduct a tour newcomer and somewhere at the level of our office sounds the phrase: "And here is a project on PHP, it is better not to go there"

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