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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142499
 26.06.2017
X: Have you heard the news? In Rostelecom introduces a limit in 1TB on "unlimited" tariffs!
YYY: Well, get stuck now, before from abroad souvenirs, and now we will give the relatives on the way screws and ask to pour on them there movies, programs and photos of cats. Further tickets on the Internet?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №142498
 26.06.2017
<Natalia>Meeted on the street a full-hearted bound young man with a large fingerside under the eye and a red rose in a beautiful package. The young man walked somewhere very resolutely through the evening, holding the rose ahead.
Per someone has an interesting story.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142497
 26.06.2017
Sex is a very dangerous thing. There was no sex in the USSR. But only he had to appear, the USSR disappeared.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №142496
 26.06.2017
There was a quote: "Married, and forgot to meet her husband." This is about you, a woman whose husband threatens to break books, etc. by the text.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №142495
 26.06.2017
- I have one acquaintance - a Russian girl who married Saida - Dada. They have four children and they agreed that two of them will have a Russian name, two of them will have another.
How did they know they would have four children?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №142494
 26.06.2017
Xxx: Not lying on the knee, but a craft handmade
Xxx: Give the Smoothie

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №142493
 26.06.2017
How many strings do you press in a lying position?
Kilograms of two hundred.
You are a nickname, but you don’t speak outwardly.
That’s the amount in a week.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142492
 26.06.2017
The typical "survivor error" If the probability of some figi is not zero, you must always be prepared for the fact that it will happen to you. and behave accordingly
WOW: The probability that, as a result of Browne’s movement, all of your atoms will suddenly fly in one direction is not zero. Only I can’t see you behave like a man who is about to be crushed at a wall with epic force?
HH: So why then? I live in constant horror :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142491
 26.06.2017
Commentary on the movie "Baptist Father 2":
Here's what you can say about the classic, recounting the story that became a cure for
hundreds of other films, both American and other countries, I think is unnecessary to issue
The praise of the Holy Father, and the praise of the Holy Father, and the praise of the Holy Father, and the praise of the Holy Father.
Praise the paintings of Tiziano or the Rolls-Royce car group. 10 of 10. and charisma
It could be measured with something, such as speed or mass, it was measured at 100%.
6 in the Alps. It would be said, this guy has 1/100 alpachino, this one has 1/3 and this one has 1/100 alpachino.
td

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142490
 26.06.2017
No, right fucking, do not perceive them as a service, as a sexual object - and then you need a naphiga at all? for the birth of children? So, as an incubator on your legs, you cannot be perceived, you are offended.

No need for women like you, calm down. Do you have hands? You are teenager. Try to cook and wash cowards - this is what an old mother has.
And you can also go to the pyjamas - in these days it is super fashionable.

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