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[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №25292
 27.01.2010
XXX: More than you did?
The electricity has awakened.
xxx: Did you know that PPPoEoA is not the same as Point-to-Point Protocol over ATM (PPPoA) because it doesn’t use SNAP? I saw when I realized
YYY: go on foolish! another such phrase in the morning and you are dead!!!!! to
XXX: I Woke Up

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №25291
 27.01.2010
An overwhelming advertisement for a club.
“They are all pedestrians.”
“No, we have to be politically correct. Homosexuals »
“It is not right. Not homosexuals, but anal-Americans

[ + 94 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25290
 27.01.2010
In order to read the abyss, you need to go to work.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25289
 27.01.2010
Sorry for the UG.
People from Tucson, help us!
Per someone was treated in the Microchirurgical Eye of them. Academic S.N.Fedorov on Muravlenko street with the doctor Andrey. Anyone who knows his name, please help the girl.

Bring to the best, suddenly who will respond

[ + 128 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25288
 27.01.2010
My wife and I live in a couple with my grandmother (84 years old). Ba claims that the kitchen is her kingdom and does not allow us to cook. He is also very offended when we offer help. That’s what I did – yesterday, while we were at work, she went to the store. It slipped down on the street, the bag broke. But right away the youth of 14-15 years, all gathered, brought home) if you read - thank you, kids for grandmother=))

[ + 139 - ] Comment quote №25287
 27.01.2010
He revealed a funny pattern:
if you carefully lay your hair with a dryer, dry them dry, then the hair is enough to the first hat, but here is the laying "Led to sleep with wet hair" carefully held until the next wash (

[ + 105 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25286
 27.01.2010
When I woke up at 4 a.m., my neighbor decided to take a bath. Then I woke up by the neighbor’s alarm at 8 a.m., the neighbor also woke up and got out of the bathroom.

[ + 96 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25285
 27.01.2010
Learn me to program! % of beer
Cat: No, Annie is You have sex. Because you will inevitably fuck me in the head, and she’s not meant for that at all. So for that I want to fuck you in those places that are meant for that.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №25284
 27.01.2010
bhh:blin, I can't find the author of one folk song
The people?
You won’t believe...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25283
 27.01.2010
<He>Vika, long wanted to ask, do you have a boyfriend?)
<She>Yes
<He>эх.. sorry we can kill him)
<She>you want to kill yourself?

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25282
 27.01.2010
Here you are talking about heroin, and in Irkutsk 50 people were poisoned with water, and not some of the crane, but the Holy :-)

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