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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №43748
 27.02.2011
Example: if the issue is put to popular discussion, it means that the decision on it has already been made.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43747
 27.02.2011
No need to go to Turkey.

A: Why is it?

X: Drivers in Turkey are obliged by law to carry baggage bags for bodies according to the number of passengers of the car.

Taxi driver: Please go out. I don’t have a bag!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43746
 27.02.2011
"To go all the way" is the best antidepressant!

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43745
 27.02.2011
If we put it very briefly, then, it turns out, the testing of any acoustics should start with playing on it for 100 hours of special audio discs with white noise. The records must be purchased from a small English company for £499 per copy. Copies of disks are not suitable: on them the noise becomes not white enough. This action is carried out to curl to the right of left-turned torsion fields and harmonize copper and nickel harmonics. After 100 hours, the cable must be carefully massaged in order to melt the silver atoms that have leaked from long lying present in all good cables. Anything that is cheaper than $100 should not be tested, but with disgust on the face to throw into the fork.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43744
 27.02.2011
For two weeks I forgot to bring the students a verified DZ. She apologized and promised the next time. This morning the cat sat down on this pile of notebooks and carefully wrapped it, had to throw it all out. Is that what I will tell them now? Would you believe? They say they hit again...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43743
 27.02.2011
Documents such as the modern educational standard should be printed immediately in rolls on soft paper with perforation, to facilitate use for the direct purpose.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43742
 27.02.2011
xxx: I finally solved the problem of distributing dishwashing duties between me and my wife
“Every time a mountain of dishes accumulates here, somewhere in the world one kitten dies.
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yyy: Just watch not to appear nearby: "...and an upset wife doesn’t give her husband"))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43741
 27.02.2011
In my eyes, a boy aged 9-12 was saved. The vendors in the video game store, refused to buy it WOW.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43740
 27.02.2011
Department of Chelyabinsk.
The last losses:
Dress size is 42.
Alexandra before yesterday

This is how to live!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43739
 27.02.2011
What about a person who has the button "Turn all windows" to be on the desktop?

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43738
 27.02.2011
DEADuška (17:26:57 24/02/2011)
fucking

Day of Moral Wrath...all the wall

Igarezhko (17:27:13 24/02/2011)
Or by Eugene?

Deadouška (17:27:16 24/02/2011)
On the local day of CEP, I will be here soon.

Igarezhko (17:27:23 24/02/2011)
They burn?

Deadushka (17:27:40 24/02/2011)
Aunt chooses the key, minutes 20, 2 times asked, "help?"

Deadushka (17:28:17 24/02/2011)
not grit, pat ticking the finger in one, and the question, TADAAAA-Is this a keyboard?, blea, I said that part of the bayana, offended the fox

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43737
 27.02.2011
I go to bed with my wife, I turn off the lights, I take off my pants, I put on a shirt, I lie in a shirt, the woman walked her foot on my one and said, “What if you didn’t take off your pants?”I lie down silently and think: Do I have such hairy legs?

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