111: Tonight is dinner =)
222 What is it?
The Friday Houses?
111: No = Graduate school students
Thousands of people on the streets
We go to the park for drunk 16-year-old girls
2nd: Fou
222: It is disgusting
222: Don't forget the photo

...
Graduates don’t drink you fucking.

In 1993, we played the Mexican soap opera “My Second Mother”. The mother-in-law seriously settled on him - did not miss a series, if possible. Exactly at the time - in the living room to the TV to the TV.
So it was only necessary to get the theme "Moments In Love" of the group "Art of Noise" and wait until everyone is hiding in the kitchen, insert the cassette in the magnet and louder to turn on. In the living room an hour earlier. It was really “Suddenly!”

The injured employees of Omona Sobyanin gave apartments. At the next rally, they themselves would throw their helmets into the river and say, “Breaking my fullness, I want you to break me.”

Azerbaijan has asked Russia to attend Eurovision. They were sent.

It is not as important to have a backup attack as it is to develop an alternative retreat plan.

A friend working in M-Video, told this story:
A 50-year-old man comes to them and a new consultant approaches him:
Hi, can I help you?
I need a cupcake to make it.
What kind of tea?
To be smashed!
The consultant goes astonished and, laughing, calls the seller more experienced.
Hi, can I help you?
I need a cupcake to make it!
Sorry, we probably don’t have such cupcakes.
How not?
- Wait, now I will call our chief adviser.
The rust is already rising among consultants, everyone looks at the man as a madman.
My friend suits.
Hi, can I help you?
Tea, fuck me, let me go!
Maybe you need an electric brush?
The fucking! Are you all here, stupid?! to
He takes a pen and writes on a sheet of paper: “Tea under Metal!”

Someone will explain: why did our bikers ride motorcycles on the route Iraq-Iran-Afghanistan, if there are tanks that are scary to ride?

Bravin: Just we have different concepts about using our member.
KOrsar45: Probably yes. I think they need to have sex. And you're probably your own nuts, once such a brutal loneliness...

From Twitter:
Today, a fighter of the OMON spit on the eggs of a fallen demonstrator went to the hospital. He seriously injured his leg and is also claiming an apartment.

XX: Yes, he is generally a gentleman to the brain of the bone! I sat with him yesterday, he was looking up at the floor. He looks, looks, stands up and says, I want cucumbers, I go and buy them! So, let’s take the tomato right away. He is gone, we sit and wait for him. After 20 minutes, this fool comes and has the seeds of cucumbers and tomatoes in his hands! Isn’t he a fool?

Comment on YouTube under the video, where the girls are very expressively dancing a dance in the style of Go-Go (club dances):

They tremble like in a seizure. Apparently the choreographer is an encephalitic tick.

Lena and Knee are two mega-epic dogs. They argue about which of them loves the other.

The further our reforms go, the more I consider ‘Metro 2033’ and ‘Maroder’ to be instructions for survival. The cat shredder.

About the man (Himeyer), who built a tank bulldozer and broke half a city:

The suicide of a schoolchild - everyone laughs, the suicide of humanity - everyone smiles, the suicide of a technician - all collapses with bricks.

Delimark: She has such elegant, soft, lush, long...
BeaTreaT: The Breast? →? to

Keyller: Today I have a romantic night: I’m meeting dawn with my classmate. I hope she is satisfied.

I read my brother’s diploma.
"By entering into an economic relationship with an unknown supplier, the enterprise is exposed to a certain risk."

Mom realized I was in shit, not when I was brought home at night.
xxx: Mom understood this when I immediately went to prepare for the EGE.
XXX: What’s wrong with me?! to

L. Heitz: Ir
Heitz: I have determined
L. Heitz: Ignorance has three stages
L.Heitz: 1 "I don’t know myself"
L. Heitz: 2 "There is no Wikipedia"
L. Heitz: and critical
L.Heitz: 3 "Seeked, googled, not found"