I wanted to put money on the phone through the ATM, it doesn’t lie down and everything... removed the money, new such :) 5 times tried to get into the payment terminal for the phone, does not accept... back to me my paper returns, then guessed that the paper is too new, removed it and the terminal accepted :)

LoveDrive: Fuck, I’m dying in convulsions.
Who is pleased?
LoveDrive: goes past under the pen with a guy Botox cock with a chihuahua rat without a lead. That idiot is lost somewhere around. The hostess cried out: "Glasha, Glasha!"Glasha means. Noble to her mother. No attention to the owner.
LoveDrive: the guy corrects: "Not so, look at it. Lie, Lajaaa!" They turn around by surprise, the rat runs to the guy, the curtain.
Solo: Here’s the definition for this tail creature, you won’t think of it more precisely *ROFL*

Where did you get the gifts from the big package of Contex?

What are the qualities of the ideal?
It is a set of qualities. I don’t know how they all are called)) well there kindness, boobs))))))

With the help of lies, a member can be increased for free by as many centimeters as you want for a short time.

I think there are a lot of funny things in the world.
Yesterday, my friend and I wandered unknown in which streets, lost... and someone told us - you there, someone - oh, I don't know where your street... and when it was an hour and a half (!Then we saw the inscription on the wall: “You are here forever!”“" It was so funny! It turns out that this is our street!

O_O
Here I go to the kitchen... And if I go a little further, I will get into the laundry. If I go to the left, I go to the toilet. And if I turn right now, then into some room... Interestingly... In the room, In the laundry, In the toilet. But in the kitchen... It’s the same as in America, in Russia, in Italy, but in Ukraine. The whole earth is a house. Ukraine is a kitchen.

O_O
Am I not crazy?

† Alucard †
SuperRRRR

I dreamed of such a shit today.
yy: don't go on, I dreamed of a Linux licensed disk.