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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №146868
 28.11.2017
For me, greed is one of man’s most disgusting traits. My ex-husband was only pressing on my side, he rarely refused anything to himself. After my divorce, I learned that he earned twice as much as he told me, and for the rest lived with blackjack and prostitutes. And I, a naive fool, honestly pulled all my salary into the family budget. But from the budget I got only cheap cosmetics and cheap clothes, and there was no question of some kind of help to parents.

And here, to give my husband a cell phone for his birthday, I slowly began to collect the ass, I wanted to make him pleasant. I collected two-thirds of the amount, but my birthday was ahead (a month before its date), and I thought that the guests would give me the money, and I just got the necessary amount.

At the holiday table, my ex-husband solemnly handed me a envelope with money as a gift. I was in shock, as I was waiting, as usual, for a hug. I look into the envelope – and there’s just missing a third of the amount.

When the celebration ended and everyone broke up, I took the gifted envelope and used to fill my bag. What do I see there? The amount is less than the amount I hold in my hands.

He just took the money from my ass and gave it to me! There are no limits to human generosity.

P.S. I never bought the phone. A few days before his birthday, I picked up my bags and left for another city, which I have never regretted.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146867
 28.11.2017
2018: eruption of a volcano on the island hurt, Russian tourists were blocked
Uvarov Fedy: The Island of Pain? It’s for masks, right?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №146866
 28.11.2017
From Habr:
I came up with a quantum algorithm to find the shortest path in a graph. Cheap and angry. On an element base available to any DIY adherent. We take a solder, wires and a set of low-power resistors. We spread a diagram in which the weight of the path is encoded by the resistance of the resistor. Cut 220 to the points between which we are looking for a path. Where you have drowned, there is the shortest path. Rapid action is amazing, complete parallelism.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №146865
 28.11.2017
xxx: All repairers are divided into three types:
The first after the repair are left with extra screws.
The others are not in excess.
And the third add their own screws to the place of the missing after the first type repairers.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146864
 28.11.2017
At work, a new water was put into the refrigerator - by feelings: damaged. According to the label: mineral.
Paul of the office tried, one colleague drank the whole cup. We look at her suspiciously and broadcast about the standard 4 hours for poisoning.
Well, I don’t know, a properly spoiled soup works almost instantly!)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146863
 28.11.2017
The future, the mill.
Yesterday a guy approached me and asked me to go online.

I split between two answers:
1) I am not going out. (I don’t smoke, but on the internet)
and
2) The show? Right here?? to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146862
 28.11.2017
RON: Well, it’s okay...Marketers, advertisers, advertisers...Everything has been done!
RON: Now there was a message from one online store, after the first reading, I wanted to get up, go to them to disassemble.
RON: Really burst out.
and Irina?
RON: The subject of the letter: "Ivan, we will charge you E-points."
by Irina :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146861
 28.11.2017
We will die and then rest.

Oh, would have lived.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №146860
 28.11.2017
On the job, we have a familiar Belarusian and he came to visit us, exchange experiences, etc.
One day in between we asked him about jokes about potatoes and Belarusians. They do, and they use and keep potatoes everywhere. He replied that it was nonsense, took a potato out of his pocket and threw the dog running by.
Then he admitted that he had cooked this joke all the way and had been walking with potatoes in his pocket for two days.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №146859
 28.11.2017
In Japan, old people were taken to the mountain and left to die there.
- Mr. Kudrin, will there be other proposals for the pension fund?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146858
 28.11.2017
Tomorrow I will learn from my mother that she gave birth to a monster who did not call on Mother's Day (because you did not know about Mother's Day) and that it is a pity that I am forty and abortion is definitely late.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146857
 28.11.2017
He went to the hospital with pneumonia. With me in the room lie two old men complaining about the life. There is nothing to do in the hospital, decided in the evening to pursue online shooting in friends, the good is available notebooks. I lie in the bed, knelt on my knees, swallowed short rare (to not bother the neighbors in the chamber) phrases with team partners. At one point, I’m killed, and I’m still in the observer mode to wait for the end of the match, which lasted longer than usual. Tired of waiting, I ask in the voice chat "When will you finally die? “”

In general, I didn’t seem to be able to convince my grandparents that I wasn’t telling them.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146856
 28.11.2017
XXX is:
I’ve been using it on my iPhone for a year and a half.
YYY :
The weather.
That is you. Captured his wife. On the iPhone. A year and a half.
The weather...
Luckily...
Oh yeah, that is all. The apple paradigm broken :smiley:
XXX is:
Aha
Pricked
She told me, “Find a girlfriend and buy her an iPhone.”
her friend heard this asked if the job of the mistress was vacant)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146855
 28.11.2017
When those who eat twenty books on an iPhone on a subway ride say they love to read, I remember these magical pills and for some reason I do not believe in such love.

My friend, believe me - even paper books in my youth I read at a rate of about 50-60 pages per hour. Artistic, very interesting, such that not to break away. For emotions, not for information. Information is in textbooks, it has to be studied, and it comes out more slowly. Well, this is the technique of reading and habit I have since the times when in the library a book was written out of the warehouse, brought to you in the reading room, and it was necessary to have time to read it over the weekend, so that then a week not to suffer, how it will end there. A generation overwhelmed by the constant availability of information, and at the same time completely unable to use this availability... I envy you.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146854
 28.11.2017
27 November 2017
I say to my 79-year-old mom: Tomorrow the Christmas (Philippine) fast begins.
She : What? I play with Spartak Zenit today. Do not distract.
Where does the world go?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146853
 28.11.2017
The only bird in the world that can fly backwards is the colibri.

YYY: Not the only one. There is even such a popular sign. If the birds fly their tail forward, it means that there is a strong wind on the street.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146852
 28.11.2017
Sitting with a friend, by chance on TV3 talk about the dangers of flying on airplanes, if a person is not in good health.
Why do you not fly, you have a wealthy health, what to fear?
I’m not afraid for my health, I’m afraid for my life. I studied with those who are flying now.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146851
 28.11.2017
xxx> How to smoke a car with a sewed battery without wires? In the incubator inverter, in the inverter the usual 6-amp charge. 10 minutes and you can start.
Funny, but I did it several times.
yyy> That is, once you didn’t get enough to go to the car store and buy wires? and ;)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146850
 28.11.2017
Fuck you Lena.

I jump on the bus. Friday evening and traffic jams. The point of departure is two, one closer and the bus is cheaper there, but the departure is uncomfortable - I run past, thinking 'no guys, I will drive these 200 meters with you for half an hour, I know other places.' She ran, splashed - one on the whole bus - the driver was talking. What is "Fast? This is unlikely, girl, out of the traffic jamming map - to the second bridge, horror. No, I say, I have another map, we’ll go for it. But the meeting side warned - everything stands, I won't go fast, set up, cooked pastilles... And we flew along the most crowded roads with almost no whistle, arrived on schedule. I stand at the door to go out. The driver looks at me and looks at me.
Girl, and you... no one told you.
Was he called a witch? and that. Competitors to spoil and smooth out... to smooth out... tofu! I will not. You passed through my stop.
And at least one whispered while he was back on the crashes...

When I worked with you, I listened to these fictional stories. Don’t fuck here...

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