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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43774
 28.02.2011
Conversation with an obsessive girl:
XXX: Why don’t you answer me? Tell me something pleasant immediately!! to
Yyy: You are my personal type of hemorrhoids.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43773
 28.02.2011
XXX: Where do you go with high school education?
YYY: In the army.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43772
 28.02.2011
Q: Do you have a sweet-flower period?
Not with us, but with him!
Ohhhhhh...?? to
I am just fucking with him! It’s not my fault that he’s wearing flowers and candy for me!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43771
 28.02.2011
The titanic shows on TV. The scene where Dicaprio and his girlfriend plant a wreath from a sinking ship under water.
XXX: And he’s like "Hold your breath as long as possible".
XXX: I think, let me check if I have enough breathing)
XXX: I stopped and the advertisement started.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43770
 28.02.2011
Fuck, we don’t have any tires.
She is a ass
She :...
She:...I didn’t mean that...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №43769
 28.02.2011
Currently on the radio: Traffic in the area of Kutuzovsky, Dorogomilovskaya can not leave since 905.

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