KingJulienXIII>>> After the loss of the Buranov grandmothers, retirees organized pogroms: they broke the benches at the entrances, broke the pharmacy windows and stole the corvalol.

If we say to our woman, “You are so beautiful with me,” she will answer, “You are mocking me again, shit!”

<Lucid_Lynx> by the way, I was here recently at the amusement park at Krestovsky
Lucid_Lynx and I thought that if I were a maniac, I would build a park.
<Lucid_Lynx> just there such a gorgeous picture was: played classical music, was heard the scream of mechanisms and the screams of people...

The Russian TV channel compared the Rada (the council of deputies in Hohland) with an Irish pub.

PC as well! How can a sacred drinking facility be compared to bread?

The man looks out the window:
The bird sits on the antenna.
What is?
A whore of something.

Oh my dream today!

I was riding a scooter somewhere.
Before refuelling, I have a scooter, and I think "Blondine fucking, on the light from the fourth transmission touched"(on the scooter I have 4 transmission, it turns out)
Nothing to do, have to push the scooter to refuelling, there A92 will be refuelled (will be refuelled if it stung due to the non-existent transmission?)
On the way I meet a family couple who asks me where the baths are here (subconscious, what are you doing at all?)
We are three friends. I leave a pair in the cafe, saying that I buy a cooked cake, I said, then I will come, eat it dumb and greedy, and then quickly move toward the bus station (!Because I’m on the train!Yes, from the bus station on the train. With a scooter. Which stung because I forgot to switch the light on the neutral. We need to fill up gasoline. Eat a swallow. Problems with the brain?
But! This is not surrealism!
I will approach the driver, pull out my home table, pull off his leg, and ask him to put the chair down for ten rubles.

>> – Do you make it cheaper?
We say – Well... For $25...?... They say we can... – And for 20...? – And for 15...? – And for 10...?
We can...
As a result, without any agreement and clarification, our engineer received a batch of single-use, almost luminous bearings...This is what I understand trolling...

>> They would read the classics of children’s literature in childhood – they’t grow up fools:
by S.V. Mikhalkov The Warthan (Armenian Fairy Tale)

With a sheep’s skin, the neighbor came to the shell:
Can you wear this hat or not?
I can! He said in response, looking at the skin.
Will there be two? Asked Warthan, on the curtains seated.
And two socks.
And three?
And three!
Do you make four?
and yes!
And the five?
Well, I can have five, this role is needed!
Could you take out all six?
I can, if I have to!
Where there are six, there are seven. Warthan said.
It is going! said the shrimp.
When the employer came after the day for the hats,
Seven hats put a bowl on their desk.
Is this my order? I shouted in the hearts of Warthan. – is
When you cut my hat, you must have been drunk.
What should I do with them now? Where will you order?
None of them can be put on the head.
But you wanted it yourself! He said in response. – is
Seven large hats of a sheep cannot be cut off.

A successful comparison is like a priest: he does not prove anything, but can make a lot of fun.

For six months I was worried about how Sherlock survived. I revised Reichenbach hundreds of times, read other people’s versions, built my own... Until two weeks ago, a much more complex, almost insoluble question arose before me...

How do I take the exams???? to