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Martisha (23:43:35 2/12/2009)
No need for such questions. Let’s talk together "clock"!
mysticv (23:44:00 2/12/2009)
I’m not going to calm down until I know.)
Martisha (23:45:29 2/12/2009)
It’s an onk-jenk... there’s an onk somewhere? Suffix with a soft sign.
Martisha (23:45:58 2/12/2009)
and is
Martisha (23:46:02 2/12/2009)
Marchionne
Martisha (23:46:27 2/12/2009)
Hair and teeth
mysticv (23:47:25 2/12/2009)
maniac philologist... hairstyles, teeth, liver, intestines on the bushel are hanged)))
Yesterday I got a call from the dean. They said they lost my curriculum and that I should bring it. But that’s what it’s like, I haven’t given it up yet ?
sweet (15:58:46 8/11/2009)
I love winter on a cardboard on my ass from the mountain.
Kroshka pusik (15:59:38 8/11/2009)
There are gadgets cooler than a cardboard.. we usually took the so-called boilers from children.. they are plastic and pipes like flying
Lovely (15:59:55 8/11/2009)
What is it?
Kroshka pusik (16:00:59 8/11/2009)
No... like a piece of plastic in the shape of a jacket with a pen
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Sister (Krasnoyarsk) (02.12.2009):
Hello as a piece. How is the weather? There is so much snow that cars are running on the roads.
I (Moscow) on 2 December 2009:
The AAA! You have fallen our snow!! to
Today Paška tells us (to girls) about the men’s game "the stone face". The bottom line: a few guys order a prostitute, sit at the table, she underneath the table makes a minette to everyone, the main thing is to sit with a stone face, so that others do not guess who.
Here is Anya, who did not listen very much says:
I couldn’t play such a game...
After a while he adds:
If only under the table.
We had one story in the universe: 1 course just started to grasp the basics of student life and here is the first lab in "Informatics" (in one word turbo-pascal) and the control task we had was the conclusion on the screen of color text. Did not have time to negotiate as one already signals his victory over this task. All: "In the winderkind". Appropriate teacher, looks, "Molodec, Kolya, well in school taught". Sit on your seat and in a minute: "I can't understand Kolya how you could, because the monitor is black and white." It turns out, by a simple movement Nikolai painted the monitor with a red marker in the place where the text came out. It is not necessary to say that the whole group was lying, and we always remember this story when we meet.
DeoZ: I’m reading manuals about how to raise pressure right now. Do you think that your maximum basal sphincter pressure does not exceed 40 mm Hg? It is written that it should not exceed.
Elion: Put your finger, if he doesn’t eat, it’s okay.
DeoZ: And if he eats, I’ll have high sphincter pressure! I will be more concerned about my bitten anus finger!
Elion: But that will solve your problems with the army right away...
Julia R*va (16:23:33 2/12/2009)
I am here alone)) I print my personal stuff on the working printer))))
Sinner (16:24:53 2/12/2009)
When you get to the lighthouse, the print screen comes out.
There are no normal trees and horrors now! Here I remember the tamagochi – you turn it on, and there’s a bunch of cockroaches all over the screen and dead bodies, and what was the effect on the child’s psyche, oh!
Forum of animal lovers.
Vasya: The Left hunted the flea and became famous. Gerasim drowned the dog and became famous. Masai saved the rabbits and became famous. Find out how to be famous?
Urphine Juice: Kill the Tiger.
Little Molly: Kissing a Cobra.
Flo22: Catch the Chupacabra :-)))
Odysseus: Kill the Pterodactyl.
Vasya: The creators, the shit. Think of something simpler.
Urphine Juice: Fuck the puppy.
Our company is undergoing accreditation. So the whole flow just begins in the instinct. Including our group. And so for the second week. Today we have the following dialogue.
“We have failed the first exam,” said Robert Ilezarovich, a professor of economics, “and you’ll all be staying here!
“Then you will break up,” the voice from the rear side said, “you’ll have to feed us!
“Then I will do the following,” Garipov smiled, “I’ll give you a task. Who can’t eat dinner.
From the Mobile Tariffs Forum:
Previously, everything was simple – there were 2 tariff plans that were absurdly simple.
Now - type every 28 minutes every hour on the full moon day at the end of March for calls outside the area - free, with this service you need to activate by going out at 2 a.m. at night and turning your face to the north to shout "I love life" and kick 3 times with your right leg!
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Never ever!! Again I repeat NEVER suck the fire from the gas plate with the vacuum cleaner!!! to
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The author of the quote, whoever you are, remember! It was exactly three o’clock in the night on December 2, 2009 that I started to hate you!!! to
1st I love Light Alloy for his prostate.
2nd Does Light Alloy have prostate??? O_O
I am standing today at work at the toilet at the end of my working day, the employee enters completely in top clothes, opens the cabin, tells me while and closes there. So I now seriously thought, maybe we have a teleportation cabin in the toilet?
A Cat's Page
hrs (17:04:43 2/12/2009)
Did I tell my cat that I created a page for him in contact?
hrs (17:08:23 2/12/2009)
There is also a friend from Tajikistan.
nn(17:08:42 2/12/2009)
)))))))) Samsa wanted to do it)))
It is blue :(
Well, how many times I said to myself - I was going to use a towel for the purpose - put the cell phone out of the load pocket =\
xxx: 45 thousand characters with gaps can fit freely, no further checked.
yyy: Check out 65536 characters then already. A round number.
XX: I don’t understand humor.
Yyy: This is not humor, but the harsh truth of life. 65536 is a round number (0×10000).
xxx: 0×10,000 will be 0 – at least in ordinary arithmetic
Zzz: We met somehow Odmin and humanitarian...
Sergey (14:41:00 2/12/2009)
Have you already sent your question to Putin?
VS (14:41:07 2/12/2009)
Yes is))
VS (14:41:59 2/12/2009)
I asked why near the State Duma in a bowl with pirate DVDs is sold in 2012 in a single-voice translation, not a two-voice translation
Sergey (14:42:23 2/12/2009)
Really mess.
To meet old age, the soul is always late. (Author of the Orthodox)