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Nurgaliyev proposed to call the employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs "Mr. police officer"

The rubbish sounds better!
Better than "my lord!"
The police officer.
– Gotichenko: “Yes, my lord is a police officer! Now hold my handcuffs and shake my ass!"
“Oh yes, and if it’s a woman then Mrs. Police, that sounds great.

by Dean (16:54) :
The man called from the doctorweb.

by Dan (16:55) :
Grit, let me name you the arguments to use our antivirus, and you will try to find at least one not to use it.

by Dan (16:55) :
Probably half an hour.

by Dan (16:55) :
I had one argument "we have on all Ubuntu car"

However, nothing has stopped the desperate Russian tourists. "Join, people, let us give copot to Tutankhamun!" - called on the blog of the Russian lady before flying to Hurghada, writes "Moscow Komsomolets". Not different from her, and the majority of Russians, who are already in Egypt and do not rush to leave. The eyewitnesses tell about them: "With the screams "All from here, we have a tour, the money is plotted!" - the Russians broke into the burning historical museum".

I’ll go eat, I’ll buy, I’ll write
XX: A pleasant appetite
Thank you, when do you have lunch?
XX: I haven’t eaten since I started working in the police, there’s no time.
Q: Did you lose weight?? to
XX: Yes, I have not always been very big. My dad used to gently call me “Rama from the bicycle,” then “The Paper Horse,” and now he says that I am “Krepyš from Buchenwald.”

My wife tried to convince me to quit smoking with mathematics.
WOW: How is it?
First I calculated the money that we would save for a day without smoking, then for a month, then for a year, and for a lifetime.
How many years did she measure you?

How to make coffee in Turkish?
YYY: The best way is –
put sugar in turkey, pour about 1 teaspoon of water or milk, then heat it all up to a light brown color. Then remove it from the fire and pour it with almost boiling water. To get to boil, the main thing is not to run away.
Hm, your way to make coffee, for some reason does not contain coffee :)