Probably many people were stuck at the time when political information was held in schools.
And I wasn’t just stuck, but I was a political informant, though not very long.

This burden was borne on me by a good manager. So she said:
The kids! This year you will be accepted as pioneers, and you should be aware
what is happening in the world. Once a week, every Wednesday, we
to conduct political information, and as a political informant I propose to choose Maxim.

I prepared for my first political information very responsibly.
In particular, he decided to ask his father about what is happening in the world.
My father was very pleased with my curiosity and decided to introduce me in detail.
in the course of the matter. He was a member of the party, but listened to the BBC, like many people then.
He revealed all the world events to me very carefully.

Long talked about Afghanistan, and about the boycott of the Olympics (was the 80th year)
and even expressed in that spirit that if once again to make such an introduction
A limited contingent everywhere, as if there was no nuclear war.
At the same time, he was not a dissident, on the contrary, he sincerely believed in the ideals of socialism.

Here is my first information. It coincided with the fact that it was done before
An open lesson attended by the director of the school and members of GORONO.

And then I went out to the board, turned my face to the classroom, and began to broadcast with inspiration.
He felt himself an oracle that shines the light of truth and breaks the cover:
I believe that the rise of imperialist aggression in the Middle East can
leading to nuclear war!

So I reasoned, and then I began to tell the story of the elimination of Taraki and Amin,
introduction of a limited contingent on the territory of the DR.
Then he went on to subsequent attempts to disrupt the Moscow Olympics.
My classmates listened to me in absolute silence.
The faces of the members of the GORONO commission gradually stoned, the director sat with his eyes,
They seemed to be coming out of orbit.

When the open lesson ended, the guys demanded a change from me.
Continuation of fascinating story.
The next day, before the class began, the classmate said that Maxim,
(i.e. to me) in her opinion is more suitable to be a physorge and suggested
to elect someone else for the position of political informant.

But for my classmates in politics I have since become an authority.

It is said that if you show a person a picture of a boy running, stumbling on a chair, to the question "Who is to blame for what happened?" Children up to 5 years of age respond to the question: "Chair!"Children from five to 12 years of age answer "boy" and only when they become adults begin to answer: "The cattle that put the chair here!"

I open the door without looking. I kept it for myself, I passed, now you get off the phone and keep it for yourself. I am not paid for keeping the door. And no, I will never hit the door in my forehead because I have hands.

There are no brains. Hands can be busy with a lot of things, except for the smartphone. But you don’t carry your own bags, you have a service for that. The most offensive thing is that such spiders “feed” what normal people do for each other.

The Defender:

In short, there are people who think I have to keep the door in the supermarket, in the subway, for them. Here’s the shit, the puddle. I held for myself, I passed, and you cut off your fuck from the phone, fool. Hold your own fucking door. I always open the door when such an unhealthy mess begins. Maybe these fools will move the door to fucking, so they will start to think a little and stop living like hate. I am the sanitary of society, I save the world from the fools. It is pleasant to feel a holy defender of justice."

You are not a sanitary, but a product of the digestion of the megacity. There is absolutely nothing to be proud of.

<Natalia>It’s bad when you’re tired of yourself. You cannot take a break in relationships, live separately.

It is very difficult to be in the same apartment with a little nephew: there is always so much delicious around, and all this is NOT YOU!

xxx (placed in the hospital): I see a button, above it a black silhouette along the belt with a square head and a red cross on the forehead. The nurse’s challenge?
YYY: YYYYY
YYY: Approximately so they look.

Melt, it's some kind of gay parade today on the road
xh: the first day after the holidays, usually free - no, from the morning they are already gathering each other in the ass, taking two stripes. The Peders!

Don’t you think you’re not about it?

I am registered with a psychiatrist for 2.5 years (bipolar). A month was in psychiatry due to suicide attempt (forbidden in this country). I had three psychiatrists and one psychologist. Psychiatrists prescribed pills that helped me. Psychology carried some wild from VK publications, such as "think passive))))0" and a similar heresy that did not help. I despise psychologists. These are useless humanities. And I respect psychiatrists, they deserve to be called doctors.

I think my 90-year-old grandmother with paranoid madness, too, a psychologist will not help. I may be here.
It is like seeing: the blind does not need glasses, but a guide dog.

I found the perfect jeans. In their closet, the old ones, slightly already crushed, hz, how many failed. But they have normal deep pockets, and not the stuff that now all women's jeans are on sale, and also - about charm! - rigidly fixed on the waist belt, not sliding on half pockets, it is only worth sitting down, pornography. I’m going to learn to kick, because they’re the best ones that can offer shops.

I studied in one of the periods of my mostly boring life at one of the educational institutions. And somehow I ask the teaching:"And why don’t you teach us to define surveillance?"
And the prop said:"What is the meaning? If this is the stage that you have been monitored, then you are fucking!".

Listen to the joke.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
My mom just came to complain. She has a cell phone - a Samsung shell, which she has already bought. The cover holds on one loop, it is all beaten and crushed, when you open it, it crushes it, it is about to collapse. His dynamic was broken. She took it to the service. Surprisingly, they were repaired. Here is the complaint:
The xxx:
He takes the phone, carries it to me, stumbles and runs! Something has flown!! to
I am sure he is not specifically. What said?
- said that he will fix everything, even change the cover and fix everything (I imagine with what hatred she gave him the appearance)
Well is normal. He will fix it, he will not take the money. What is wrong?
How could it have fallen?! to
Have you ever robbed anything in your life? Didn’t your phone break?
I did it a hundred times and it worked!!! to