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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №145994
 30.10.2017
Stop pushing the idea of a man without a brain is normal". Men with brains exist.
1) Expressing your here terminology "throwed with the mouth" (in fact, no one was thrown, people lived about a year, tested feelings and understood - mutual - that they are not a couple, decided not even to try to get married). According to the documents, the child has both parents, but the relationship between these parents as if they can not, both are already married to loved ones. The father usually sees the child once a week - and somehow everything is tricked to know what the child lives, it is he who often goes to the movie with the child on all these Frostbite, Moana, Spiderman and the Last Rich, sometimes with them goes his younger already married son, sometimes two, and what the child would like to discuss with the child himself (and not in the terminology, just say, what to buy).
2) Expressing your here terminology "sell your wife on the neck". No, he’s not lying on the couch, he’s a doctor, he’s rushed on extra rates, but the salary, even with the transfer, is still twice or three times less than that of his wife, so they in the family circle decided that it’s better for her to carry the money in the house. The father, no longer taking the processing, with the child watching movies, playing, singing, in a playful form teaches French (type of toy on it "talk"). The interests of the child are almost better than the wife and a maid knows, Pinkipe with Celestia never confused.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145993
 30.10.2017
Many people know that whales communicate through special sounds, which scientists call singing. In this way, these majestic animals look for a couple and talk to her throughout their lives. However, it turned out that whales, who can not get into the "notes" of the whale song and simply falsify, so remain lonely for life, because. They are not recognized by partners.
YYYYYYYYYYY
I finally found my totem animal :(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145992
 30.10.2017
Go to shit. I’m 36 years old and I’m working in an opera. I listen to metal, walk in torn jeans and so on. It was harder with the hijacker, he fell down. I shave the skull, completely brutally. and those who'remove' the past - fake and posters. They did it only because they had no friends.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №145991
 30.10.2017
Often in films, the main character (unemployed/student/..), having experienced a tragedy in life, says: I want to travel for a year.
What about, your mother?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145990
 30.10.2017
The gender dispute
Regarding the "heh, men": in the children's clinic, coming without registration to the reception, it was very convenient to naively knock in the eyes and say: "I don't know, our dad recorded for today at ten o'clock". A harsh doctor cried out "These men..." and took without a record. A couple of times passed, and once for a blood test so got :) It was true, it was before the introduction of electronic records.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145989
 30.10.2017
Cyclists show the maneuver of the unit. And they, probably, only because of such a strange drivers whisper and miss even when in priority.

I am an entertainer with an internship, both in winter and in summer. I show manoeuvres must, but only if there is someone to show. Because I want to live. I don’t think it is necessary to walk with my hands on an empty crossroads. So from experience I will say - many drivers dumb don't know what it means a hand raised up, bended in the elbow. Some even stumbled and tried. Show it, don’t show it, it doesn’t make sense. One even shrugged his hand in response, thinking I would say hello to him.)))

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