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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15498
 30.03.2009
Uzer
A cat is such a comfortable and not covetous animal.

Viteg
And that she?

Uzer
So she broke a bottle of water.

Uzer
And you don’t even have to take the cloth and wipe it straight.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15497
 30.03.2009
XXX How is it?
I sit at home, I am sick.
Eat the limonade.
xxx there
xxx with honey, with tea
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I have hemorrhoids :(

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15496
 30.03.2009
Everyone who celebrates Earth Hour!
Save the air as well.
Do not breathe all this time.
The earth will be much easier.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15495
 30.03.2009
From the book about Harry Potter:"the magic rod may not be more than that. What the owner is capable of. Just some magicians love to boast that their magic stick is longer and better than others.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15494
 30.03.2009
It’s time to throw that shit!
And Anton?? to
and smoke!! to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №15493
 30.03.2009
A friend found a phone, and not cheap.
The Phone Book:
House 1
House 2
House 3
House 4
House 5
Churca
Lenka Ibana
The baby!!! to
The sentimentalism, the m...

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