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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17682
 30.06.2009
I found my old history notebook. It contains a checklist. Two and something underlined in red. I read and run. It was necessary to define the word Pope of Rome. I did not shrink. "Pope of Rome is the head of the church".

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17681
 30.06.2009
The Autumn...
The first cold.
At the stop is a Georgian in a leather jacket.
Cappuccino, nose... Well, in general, everything is as it should be.
It was frozen and the collar was raised.
Next to it a bunch of ceramics and hose.
He stands, pins his legs into this ceramite and cries:
"E-e-e, dusted syrup, even the gray floats"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17680
 30.06.2009
A quote from the CISCO Guide: “Ping can be considered as a test for signs of life. For example, if a teacher notices that a student has put his head on a plate, he can check (!attention!) Whether the student was alive, slept, or just died..."

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №17679
 30.06.2009
In the courtyard... went from the store home, heard a family couple in the apartment grumbling. the man screams at his wife: you are a stupid sheep!Then he goes out on the balcony and on the whole courtyard hears: My wife is fucking!!!A man passed by (with 0.5 vodka in his hand) and in response shouted to him: “Congratulations!” I have the same!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №17678
 30.06.2009
The guy, the first in the country to give the pits of Timati! In the kindergarten, I put a pot on the head of Kipelov. I am now a sanitary technician, but I bought mr3 with all of his albums.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17677
 30.06.2009
We went with friends to the subway, near the entrance there is a man and distributes candles.
Take a candle for a sacrifice, God will bless you.
No to Nifiga. We believe in Kentucky.
Twenty Seconds of Stupor
Who is Ktolhu?
This is the type of man who eats the brains of people who believe in him.
You didn’t know that God has many names, one of them is Kthulhu. Buy a candle and he will bless you!

We just couldn’t refuse!!by XDDD

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №17676
 30.06.2009
The shovel is a phallic object, its blade symbolizes the force of penetration. The block is a symbol of virginity and celibacy; but the steel penetrates into the soft wood, there is a return movement, and the block is heated with blood-red wine. Thus we again observe the predominance of the male over the female and..."

"Yes, Freud is no longer poured!"

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