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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86312
 30.08.2013
With your permission, ladies and gentlemen, I will put a point in the conversation about the "brewna" and the "speedshot".

Miracles do not happen. The partner must be taught. To teach sometimes the simplest things (most people do not know the basic things about the structure of their bodies), and especially - to teach how to bring pleasure and how to get it.

"Shutterheads" – they are either fools or selfish. Brewna is a princess who expects to be taken care of, what is outside the bed, what is in it.

If in bed you are unable to listen to your partner and are unable to correct and direct it – it is your personal problem. This is called "Being Brave". They can be completely independent of gender.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86311
 30.08.2013
The cat just burned off... pulled the mouse home and let her go... alive) Tom and Jerry, their mother!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86310
 30.08.2013
I came to the police station in the morning for theft of my bicycle. At the passage they are asked to wait, they say, an investigator will come out and lead you. The following is the dialogue between the investigative girl and the passing employee:
You have not yet received a new form?
Police officer: I am a police officer, and I will remain. I do not want to be a policeman.
And he leaves. The form is really old, a police officer. This is so.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86309
 30.08.2013
The guest sufferer
by 01:04
I don't know how about the criminals, but here my girl has been doing bodybuilding for 4 years, at first it was fun, but after a couple of quarrels and my broken nose, I am now afraid to say to her words across... In some sense we now have a perfect family.

The guest
by 10:50
The sufferer, if she’s engaged in bodybuilding, it just means she’s stronger. And you use the element of suddenness, such as attacking in the dark, from behind. Or learn the techniques of combat fighting, there the force of the enemy is not crucial, and in some ways it is even used against him.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86308
 30.08.2013
and chat wow:
BBB joined the guild.
...
AAA on the network.
Who knows BBB? D is
CCC: I am
Aaa to WO! Add it to the plush.
CCC: already
BBB: What is it?
AAA is the red code. Grandma has arrived.
Bbb: Fuck, son, cover me up, tell me I am in a traffic jamming, I’m going!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86307
 30.08.2013
comments to the article on the sale of tuning "copey" for 300 thousand:
It is urgent! The main news of the city. I sell Soviet tuned turquoise refrigerator, found on the washing machine, painted, put energy-saving lamps, attached to it iPhone now it can do anything but not freeze! The price is 300,000 r.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86306
 30.08.2013
About the goats:
This is what, in our unit served as the commander of the squadron Lieutenant Kozlov - type, commander of the squadron of goats. And the chief of the PURVO at one time was Colonel-General Baranov, he was then still there, and if he had served until the general of the army (maybe he had served already, I don’t know) he would have become General of the Army Baranov.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86305
 30.08.2013
xxx: and while I picked up and divorced for sex, I was divorced for marriage (

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86304
 30.08.2013
HH: Just so is it.
See also: argument.
This is a titanium argument. Thro human history, no one has invented a counterargument against him.
In fact, there is such an argument. And it’s called "and what".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №86303
 30.08.2013
I eat fish soup now, and I think of you because you are my fish.
You are my bird!
M: I will go with a slice of chicken.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86302
 30.08.2013
Tomorrow we will bounce! We passed the moderation of the scraper at SAAS for Bitrix 24!
XXX: What is SaaS?
YYY: What a difference
ZZZ: What is the Difference
XXX is for sure. Forgive my stupidity.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86301
 30.08.2013
She: Now I’m only interested in one question. How to download Linux Heroes
He is haha! Now I will help you.)
She: I’ll try it myself first. Winnie found it. But not today, though...
He: What did I find? OO
She is wine. never heard?
She: Nea
God, who am I meeting?

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86300
 30.08.2013
Thro the week, exactly 9 in the morning, I was mistaken by the number of a girl. It’s Friday and I just get up at 9 in the morning to submit the project. As usual a call.
Thank you for waking up. Again the wrong number?
At the end of the wire a pause, and then a laughing voice says:
I don’t have to call anywhere today, it’s my habit.

It’s a pity she doesn’t call me anymore.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86299
 30.08.2013
Life is not chess: a real woman will never sacrifice a figure for a foot.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №86298
 30.08.2013
Rabbit in the New Year's Morning
My uncle revealed the secret of why he was called a rabbit in school until the tenth grade.
In the first grade before the New Year's Morning it turned out that he can't sing, dance too, and the poems from horror in front of the public completely forgets.
The teacher gave him a role. He had to jump around the rabbit around the tree after the story of the rabbit.
He tells me:
“Mom gave me an elegant suit: standing ears, a puffy tail on pants, even white gloves were found. The poem about the rabbit was read safely, I jumped out on the stage and let me jump around the tree tree... In the hall a stormy applause, full of enthusiasm, laughter, I am also delighted with my crazy success. After jumping through one circle, I went to the second, applause does not smell, I stumble at the third...
But here for some reason a teacher comes out on the stage and, saying something, pulls me out of the scenes.
It turns out I wore rabbit trousers in the back.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86297
 30.08.2013
The inscription on the asphalt “I Slept With Your Wife Again!!!” It shook the whole house!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86296
 30.08.2013
Rjaca at work: SissAdmin configures the printer remotely on the accountant's compass. At the same time, I was sent to Skype:

Accountant: Thank you very much))) I am happy! )))
SysAdmink: Everyone is satisfied :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86295
 30.08.2013
In the family of 2 girls - the oldest first grade 6 years and the youngest 3 and a half years, the cat just begins to go to the garden (we only go 2 weeks).
Dependent for a couple of minutes: what other cat, why he goes to the garden and what side he is at all to the babysitter

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86294
 30.08.2013
I will walk.
Washing the dishes?
Yes Yes
As last time?! to
I hadn’t seen that Mukhtar was swallowing! It was like washing!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86293
 30.08.2013
Corporate chat at 11:45

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