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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №72358
 31.10.2012
XXX is running. How to do so that it doesn’t go? The option to cook and glue intentionally not to offer!
Is it possible to put a shiffer for winter?
xxx: thought ruberoid cover but somehow not that... although the black car may nobody notice

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №72357
 31.10.2012
Hi, we are your flooded neighbors from below, distributing the products of "Amway". We would like to talk to you about God..." - all the inhabitants of my entrance in two sentences.
"Matthew STR"®

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72356
 31.10.2012
My mother is a woman who is not old yet and is quite accustomed to modern technologies such as the Internet, social networks, etc.

Davecha came to meet his parents and had the reluctance to forget his own laptop, which led to the following dialogue:

Let me check the mail.
I will now read the news in contact to the end and give it.
You know what a mess, there is no end!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72355
 31.10.2012
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Tonight, let’s call something my husband wants to talk to you.
Oh yeah, I am scared.
When a girl says my husband wants to talk to you
Even if this girl is a sister)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72354
 31.10.2012
I received a letter on the subject:
Are you sure of it=?koi8-r?Q?=CD,_=DE=D4=CF_=DC=D4=CF_=CE=C5_=D7=C1=DB_=C4=D2=D5=C7?? =

I’m crazy, and I don’t have a doubt ?

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72353
 31.10.2012
When the window is closed, forever.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72352
 31.10.2012
Long time not seen with a friend, we talk on Skype on the topic "Where did she disappear?" It turned out that a relative from Europe came to her to host, the same mother of two children.
My friend: "Imagine it! We left our husbands for two weeks and we're going to break up in full!! Every day, the circus, the mornings, the doll theater, and then we rush to our home and a sweet stoool!
For me opened up a new, yet unknown, simply sacred meaning of the notion of opening up.
Age, what are you doing? Stop to stop. This is no longer funny :(

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