bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №140092
 31.03.2017
No need to add anything.

In Volgogradsk collapsed a 20-meter monument to the builders. The monument was erected in 2011.

As they build, so is a monument.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140091
 31.03.2017
Witnesses say that near the polar station, where Putin and Medvedev came, began to gather unauthorized bears with posters "Dimon, don't shame the name!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140090
 31.03.2017
You know #vendorname surprised me.
YYY: No, and what then?
xxx: they sent the dealer certificate to ip Belarylov. Only in the certificate is whitefish. Instead of sending the correct certificate, they sent a letter with the signature of the head of the representation, stating that “Mr. Belorilov is to be considered Mr. Belorybov.” The palm on the face.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140089
 31.03.2017
Quote from the website of the "Name Guide":
The secret of the name lies in its origin, the number of slogans, sounds... All this determines the character, habits, even the future profession and family life of a person with a rare name.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140088
 31.03.2017
Comments on rumors that Apple could buy Disney:
Apple decided that buying all the companies in a row was a Google chip, and by habit stole it?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №140087
 31.03.2017
From time to time, the doors of our roads are unlocked. My poor Korean brains react to our roads like a continuous car accident, and they open the doors so that the driver can be caught and rescued. Unfortunately, no one will save me and other drivers from these roads.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №140086
 31.03.2017
How is a three-foot jamb?
It’s like our Vasily Sergeich, he only has three feet to get on.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140085
 31.03.2017
My wife works in a company that manufactures and sells various kinds of goods and services for business and documentation. Including stamps, stamps and prints.
And here comes their order to make a print for surgeon seals with the logo and the name of the company. The logo depicts an elephant with a geometric relief, under which, in fact, the name is written.
The wife sends the logo to the designer to develop a layout with the accompanying text: "The stamp needs an elephant, and an inscription underneath it. The elephant is just smooth."
After a while, the machete arrives. On it an elephant without a geometric filling, and under it the inscription: "The elephant is just smooth."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140084
 31.03.2017
April 1, a letter from the provider... "and you have all the IPs white"... ;-)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140083
 31.03.2017
xxx: I interviewed an active FBI agent ten years ago, he came to Irkutsk to exchange experiences. I, of course, first asked him why the FBI killed Lennon.
Xxx:...
This man didn’t know who Lennon was.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140082
 31.03.2017
Vladimir Soloviev: Interestingly, how many among the detainees are avoiding the army call? Will they be able to serve immediately from the police station?

Is service in the army mandatory?

Kamushkinpisya: This is how American spies are burning...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140081
 31.03.2017
1: In the work process sometimes curious questions arise... For example, untold wealth is wealth not taken into account by estimate?

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna