To take a girl’s hand, you just have to take a girl’s hand.
Remember that!

to this:
Love is when she lies on her shoulder, and it has run away, but you still sit not moving, so that she is comfortable.
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You too are a pearl of "Love Is"?! to

15:43 MaXidRom: Well, probably no one will be surprised... So I open the first eye, the ceiling... Like a native, familiar... I feel the shock nearby... here, I start to strain the muscle, and remember - ineffective, and, with a light movement I turn my head toward that... Lie, body, breathing, no longer bad - I think... Everything would be fine, but slowly comes the peezeets... I have no room in the room, and the curtains are not the same... And the room is more... I buckle the body, that is unclear "boyboy... """I know the terrible guys... I am Volodsky myself... I woke up in Toulouse. Shut up, shut up...

This is no longer an abyss. This is a wall of crying :)

XXX: The first sodium hydride
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The First NaH

Go to the abyss, I went to sleep.

<Wormik> fragment, and you thought I had a problem with the internet?! No is! My mom bought me an unlimited! Did you buy it? Are you crazy? Are you not running Ubuntu? Definitely no fuck. Let’s go to disassembly!
<Obvious> Wormik, take the substances and leave the channel
<fragment> and your seeds pick up!

I argue for the cow that Cap knows who recorded the Unknown album!
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Unknown Artist! Obviously so! and :)

There will also be a goldfish in my bowl.

Named the daughter acquaintances, but somehow delayed with the process.
The girl was more than three years old. Her daddy plunged her into the bath, and she did not scream, but looked in strict eyes and asked, "You are what, fool, what? You can even kill!”

In ancient times, there were cowboys from the south of the United States in the saloon. Well there, they spent a bunch of money, smashed, shot, scattered all the furniture, and dumped. And then the owner hired a black cleaner to bring some order.

Currently, a cowboy from the southern U.S. has entered the White House. He spent a bunch of money, smashed, shot, shattered half the world, and dropped it. And then the people elected a black president to bring some order.

You never baked my cake.
“Well, if you want, tomorrow I’ll have my own hands...I’ll ask my grandmother to bake the cake...

by TOLIK...

Thank you, oh, I know now at least what girls I like.
YYY: Well what are they?
HH: All the others...
YYY: In the diary "The Goats" appeared a new record...

by KaAZa-34 (c)

to this:
How is the NHG going? ?
A brother poured 1.5 liters of vodka into the cup and went to the bathroom with the words “Sema, I love you.” I don’t know who Sam is... I’m worried.
It is very hard ?))
Zeka: Oh, Toka sho brother came out... He rushed, asked where he was, who I was and asked to pass on to his wife that he loves her... he does not marry, and the tea disappeared!!! O_O
...
and...
We also had tequila mushrooms ?

to this:

to this:
Love is when she lies on her shoulder, and it has run away, but you still sit not moving, so that she is comfortable.
____________________
You too are a pearl of "Love Is"?! to

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Half of them are open and half of them are open.

When buying a bumerang, make sure it is small and light (usually made with a cross, have a small mass). If you buy a bumerang in the form of a bullshit (there are very large and quite heavy), then a compelling request, first check out on the street how it is calibrated (should be returned precisely in the hands, a minor error is allowed) And, BILLY ONLY THEN LAST LEAVE IT FROM THE WINDOW OF YOUR APARTMENT!
(c) Without respect, the neighbor who greeted the new year by clogging the window with his pillows.

and NDA. Here is the moment when washing dishes is not just lazy, but just TERRIBLE.

Do your parents also click on links with a double click?

With New Year! Let in the new year the cat will not hurt the tapes, the beard will be soft, the sweater warm, beer... just be, the food will be in the refrigerator, not in the keyboard, and the guy with the dollars will think of something bad.

The cat, the shredder, the admin. With New Year! O_O

I watched Avatar. I came out of the movie - all that colorless dull and flat. However, the whole reality and volume of the world returned quickly - it was not necessary to underestimate the deceit of the seemingly flat staircase...
by RunJo