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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111659
 04.04.2015
XXX is the first! The first mosquito killed this year.
Killed by sorrow. Sorry for the mosquito. He is the only.
There is no female. There are no males. He woke up too early. He will die before the others come. the virginity. Nor to talk to you. Not to fuck. Not drinking together.
WOW: And from hopelessness you fly to a man in the hope of communicating... you are him - bz*
Hi my friend! Glad to meet!
A man in response to you in a bloody meal and cries "First of us!".

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A man gently knocks a mosquito on his shoulder.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111658
 04.04.2015
It is hard to sit on a diet. Everything reminds me of food. I go with my dad in the car.
A: The cold clouds. The Autumn.
I: They are similar to zeppers.
P: or on a shave foam.
I: Or on the cream broken.
P: or on the watt.
I am a ice cream!
P: You will never lose weight.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111657
 04.04.2015
Born, therefore, a child, a parent from the Svinti family. He created a new family...... and now he wants to impose his leg on our property. Is it fair?! to
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And you are the one who "switched"; ask.
And in general, than this legal heir is worse than other children of the same father, the fact that the father did not live with him, it was the choice of the father, not his.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111656
 04.04.2015
here here :
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The stamp in the passport removes a lot of problems by default, and in its absence, you have to do extra body movements.
by ******
And specifically, what problems does the stamp remove? Apart from complexes.
and----
clue: admission to the patient, adopted children, property disputes in inheritance and many others, in which you have to answer the question "and who are you?"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111655
 04.04.2015
Your car should be involved in the program.
Which one?
- Well, or "A car for pumping", or automation. This is lucky.)

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111654
 04.04.2015
They say that the one who has mastered Oracle in perfection can kill a person by the force of the request.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111653
 04.04.2015
Luck comes to everyone, but to the losers it comes when they are asleep.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №111652
 04.04.2015
I recently went on my old "Pradik" from my parents living in Moscow, home to Yaroslavl. In Yaroslavl, near a spare parts store, I see a voting man on the road. I arrived, there was a gastroenterologist. I feel sorry for a man, he is burning, cold for him, in addition to the same evening, about eight o’clock. I think I’ll throw something. I opened the window, “Where are you?” I ask. “Here, on the road, Caralov,” he replies. “Sit down,” I said.
Well, he sat down, the way to Krolovo was close, he threw it, even went to the city itself - well, I think, on the square I will throw, there in the dirt to go through, all will be wiped out... He took where he needed, stopped. He said to me, “Thank you, Daraga!” - and already to the door pen stretches - to go out, that is. And I have a cell phone next to the wristband, it always talks in the bottle. I looked in my eyes, but the phone wasn’t. I tried to remember, maybe I forgot to post? I got into my pocket, no. Yes, I remembered how I put it, the navigator was still charging... A guest from the south noticed my body movements, and became even more energetic to pull out of the seat belt. Something took me. The door was locked, opened (the ring was nearby) - and out of the city. I went to Yaroslavl. I wait until he speaks, maybe he’ll apologize, I don’t know. No, he is silent. I understand everything and he understands everything very well. I walk in absolute silence, I only feel, he looks at me. I think it will rush now, fucking, on me - and drowned, good, the road was rarely free (there are eternal repairs). The pursuit of 150 - a pofig on the chambers, especially the iron horse dirty, there is a figure that you will find out later. My friend stuck in the chair, but no sound. Finally, he said, “Stop, say, be a friend, here.” I ignore it. Here he grabbed the phone, let’s name it, knocking something into the phone in his own way. Fifty miles later he threatened. You don’t know who you contacted, and so on. And then silence. After a few minutes, my phone is ringing again in the glass. We finally stopped near Rostov. He said it was cold, there was nowhere to go, and so on. “Sit down,” I said, “on the back seat.” It’s just the door to get out like I’m on the gas. He will know how to respond to good with evil. His example is other science.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111651
 04.04.2015
Recently, three hundred deputies reduced their salaries by 10%. 20 million Russians have increased their social benefits by 10%. The budget lost nothing, as the amount coincided.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111650
 04.04.2015
Iran agrees to weak enrichment of uranium

Astrology News: Uranus Agrees to Weak Enrichment of Iran

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111649
 04.04.2015
When we were 15-16, my girlfriend had a poster with Jim Morrison hanging on the wall. One day, a relative who came to visit demanded that you take a photograph of the boy because it is not modest that he will think of you if he learns that you hanged his photo on the wall. A friend, phlegmatically drinking a cup of tea, said: "He will not think of anything, Aunt Tan, he is dead! andquot; Then for a long time she explained to her parents why aunt Tanya took that she was a satanist and marginalistic.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111648
 04.04.2015
xxx: friends open outbound calyanna "4 elements", suggested to change to "5 factions" - "Erudites discount on tobacco and coal")))
YYY: It’s from Divergent what? I love Harry Potter..there are 4 faculties" it would be great: Griffin, Kalyanvran, Pyongyang and Starbazerin)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111647
 04.04.2015
Now they were travelling to Karamzinka from the military committee. Examination by a psychologist:
Imagine you are watching a movie in the cinema. The cinema is full of people. You notice a fire, what do you do?
I will try to attract the attention of others.
And all that? Notify the cinema administration.
So if the administration is in the room, she will hear it. And if not, why would I run all over the cinema to look for administration while the people in the hall are burning?
People have heard you, so what? The doors in the hall are still closed!
So how can I run to the administration if the doors are closed?
Not those doors. The Emergency! The ordinary doors are narrow, but the emergency key is in the administration.
“That is, I have to look for the administration, take the key from the emergency doors, take it back and open the doors, and all this while there are people in the hall burning without suspicion?
So if people run to the narrow door, they will not have time to get out, they will burn or drown!
"Well, since everything is so serious and the fire is so big, how can I hide this secret from other people while I run to warn the administration?

I went away. Per, I thought: "A fool is unknown"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111646
 04.04.2015
I thought about changing my HTC on Android, the charge does not hold (what there is Skype on the counter...). I read a book about Huawei with writing, I was interested. The girl so praises the quality, maybe, and buy it... And pay attention to the name -
I found one such attentive member on a rubber note, I did not stop using it. I will give characteristics. If it was a marketing move, it worked.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111645
 04.04.2015
I was upset. I remember the time when my father and I were driving the car. The luggage compartment at constipation was in front of us, and we just put a stinking hole bag into the luggage compartment, as a bed. And then the shovels threw the sludge. They also trampled.
There was a deep grief and flies.
There was a germination somewhere in the field, there was an allergy to some flowers. And I went back to the village in the slums, in the shit, in the constipation, and I thought it would be so with me forever :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111644
 04.04.2015
DerArto: Boys, don’t leave your girls on the street. Cats then pick them up and live 40 pieces with them in the same apartment, in terrible hunger and complete sanitation.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111643
 04.04.2015
Here and like this:
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Why did you not like the word Sugar?
Tagged with "girlfriend"
Maybe they’re going to go to the cemetery :)
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This is the classic "12 chairs"
Is it a boy?!!! to
Throw a stone at me if it’s a girl.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111642
 04.04.2015
>>"Videoblogger"Katia Clap broadcasts to the entire planet about what"is unpleasant to break up in APRIORY"... fucking shit.
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In the news on the TV channel Russia 1 only yesterday broadcasted about the visit of diplomats to LAZANIA. The agreements signed in Lausanne. For those in the tank - LAZANIA, it is such a dish of Italian cuisine, and the Swiss city - LAZANNA.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111641
 04.04.2015
by JAP

The summer. The weather is cool, when entering Volgograd exceeded the speed by 40 km. From the bushes, a goat rolls out, wildly rotating with a rod. The dialogue:
Did you see the sign?
and yes.
Did you, the encounters, not murmur that we are standing?
– No...
Here are the goats.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111640
 04.04.2015
The programmers, it turns out, put a very unexpected meaning in the word "shake";

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