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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17004
 04.06.2009
In the morning in bed girlfriend does not give (morrow first marry)

You guys are all the same, you only think about sex.
I: No, just when there is a beautiful girl like you lying next to me, I want to have sex right away.
She is: Yes? And when there is a beautiful guy like you next to me, I want to marry him right away! ^ ^ ^

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17003
 04.06.2009
All the weekends spent at the machine - pulling out and grinding the details. The result: I go home on the bus on Sunday evening and the look stops at one man with a pimple on his nose. My first thought was about the drinker. The second is about a big swallow. Then I went back to reality and decided that Photoshop would be easier. And then it came to me that he was still a man and he could not be so with him.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17002
 04.06.2009
Subject "Culture of speech".
I got an account, I am waiting for a friend(s) who is unsure of answering the questions of the teacher(s).
P: Give an example of graduation.
D: I beg you, I beg you very much, I beg you...

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17001
 04.06.2009
Nothing is sold so cheaply as youth.
and old age.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17000
 04.06.2009
Lieutenant Rzhevsky was expelled from "House-2" for intelligence.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16999
 04.06.2009
Who chose Peehu for the voice of the first line?
I Wanted Darth Vader (

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16998
 04.06.2009
by Oldsibiryak:
A long time ago, when the water was wet, the sky was blue, and the telescope once a year showed a broadcast of "Melodies and Rhythms of a Foreign Broadcast", consisting of Karel Gotth, I was surprisingly young and stupid. And I had no less young and stupid friends, yes. We were fascinated by all sorts of things, although mostly girls. But all sorts of different too - played on the ceiling terribly heavy and even places of punk rock, eaten a port wine and you did. As you did once acted one powerful drug, from the list "B". It is powerful, ah. The Powerful. We walked away, but each in his own direction. On my side was a box with slides and lights. And I sat down all night and carefully removed the slides from the frames and wrapped the lights in them. When we were released and we started counting the damage, it turned out that I wrapped something about six hundred flashbacks. Each in its own slide. And he put them in ranks of seventeen and twenty-four pieces.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16997
 04.06.2009
XX: I am a man of old hardness
xxx: nervous when the work computer writes "Detecting IDE Drives" and 4 times None after that

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