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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147074
 05.12.2017
xxx: I have my business - I sell through the Internet "Loch certificate"
XH: 200 bucks per piece
Are you afraid of fake documents?
What kind of fake? Mentians will start an investigation to make sure that the certificate is authentic.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147073
 05.12.2017
The work of the monkey made the monkey, only a squirrel.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147072
 05.12.2017
We decided to go for the second child. A twin was born. They gave us the heat. Orals during the day, and especially at night. It was very hard. One night, my husband and I managed to sleep them. He went to the toilet. I wanted to drink. I sit in the kitchen quietly in the dark. He goes out, I am not with the children. Not in another room. I didn’t see the kitchen in the dark. No to the toilet. So it runs through the apartment. Then he runs into the kitchen, turns on the light, his eyes are shy: "I thought you ran away!" Really scared. But to confess, I had that thought.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147071
 05.12.2017
You sit all day beautiful in futuristic interiors listening to blockchain, then go out, half an hour to the parking lot on foot, melting, snow in the rain, fucking under your feet, no lights, no sidewalks, no navigation, barracks, fence.
I love the school.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147070
 05.12.2017
xxx: decided, on the wave of conscience and self-harassment, to make a list of their positive and negative qualities
The evil wins with a score of 17:4
The Fucks
Oh yeah, I’m still getting married.
th th th th th: 18:4

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147069
 05.12.2017
A hundred entrances and exits, ninety-nine of which are closed! Yes, I had not just to knock — I had to crazyly knock in the windows and doors, the closest to me and working, let there hang at least ten inscriptions that “entry only for...”! How do you, the people who work in the hospital, not understand that these doors are desperately broken by sick people in need of urgent care?! to

Well, here is the answer from people who cannot read and think. Your husband needs pulmonology or resuscitation. How will it help him if you break into a laboratory or an infectious department? Especially for you hanging schemes, but it is not a bar thing to understand.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №147068
 05.12.2017
XXX is sick. Exam of Russian in the Pyrenees.

Yes, the fifth is broken.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147067
 05.12.2017
I came from the tour terribly tired. I decided to wash first and then go to sleep. My mother woke me up and asked me to release the bathroom, as it was morning and she needed to shower and go to work.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147066
 05.12.2017
(About the old site with crumbling support)
Anon: I can imagine what becomes the code that for ten years has been drunk by a blurred genius on half-pay without any supervision or thought of continuity. So there is almost with a 100% probability everything is strange, on Dali-style shells and a little resembling the spider orgia in a spaghetti plate.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147065
 05.12.2017
Give up the puzzle!
Boy, what a culture! It is necessary to say not "pizdolis", but "the fox", well, or in the extreme case "the female fox".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147064
 05.12.2017
You are pessimists.

You are funny, if Russia doesn’t get out of that group. Do you think she happened to be in the easiest group? Whoever has to take it, not for not leaving.

I believe in our collection. If they try hard, they will not be able to get out of such a group.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147063
 05.12.2017
>> The Skies settlements appeared there before the Greeks.

Representatives of the united colonies of the Sussi would like to talk to historians.

The Directorate of Rainworms submits a protest note, seeking the support of a dominion of dwarfs.

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