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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №15618
 05.04.2009
The country must not be protected from fictitious external enemies, but from
parasitic internal

Tired of cat blushes

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15617
 05.04.2009
http://psvcrazy.livejournal.com/1768933.html

Yesterday my youngest broke in the garden. At a quiet hour he woke up first.
I saw a neighbor’s bed very similar to his shorts and put them on. Youngly
And the stupid educator has invented nothing better than to take off shorts.
Right in the bedroom. My struggled for shorts like a lion and cried MY. A neighbor wakes up.
and not finding their shorts, and seeing the educational disgrace, quickly
He grabbed someone’s pants and pulled them. The educator left my, moved to
Now two men are fighting for my clothes and my arms. Carapace
I woke up and saw that the last shots are being picked up and there is a chance.
To stay without those, in panic began to grab the first clothes,
Strongly declare their rights. The whole group did not go home.
The clothes.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №15616
 05.04.2009
A doctor at a psychiatric hospital finds out a crossword:
The island where Napoleon was born.
Address to the patient:
Idiot, where are you born?
by anekdoton.ru

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