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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №29572
 05.05.2010
Yesterday I saw a seven-year-old girl walking in the yard, holding her mother’s hand. On her head she had a blue speck, and in her hands - a mommy phone with an imperial march on! Mom's insinuations to remove the cage or at least give the cell phone didn't work.
I am for what. No matter what, actually :) I swear your mood to the elevation :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №29571
 05.05.2010
I went to the village to help my grandmother.
Tired of running...
I am smoking...
I see a big guy pulling.
With the words "Life for Nausula!!and "

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №29570
 05.05.2010
I will buy a license to shoot pirates. and urgent.

[ + 101 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29569
 05.05.2010
Nefiga ferry does not wash in cold water.
Was the water not cold enough? xd

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №29568
 05.05.2010
Vika suck for 3 days with a man in the lions
xxxh: says the number of some luxury, all the business... found a major sponsor)
Tagged with: crouto
The sponsor is really somewhat unselfish. :D
Did he not tempt her?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Or maybe he is gay?
Katya is a programmer!! to

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