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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №17031
 05.06.2009
A new decree was issued: All long-distance drivers to gather their children around the country.
The man did so, gathered everyone and brought them home. He calls his wife and says:
Find out, we will introduce you.
The wife answers:
We didn’t get them all, we got them all yesterday.

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17030
 05.06.2009
<XXX> you are fucking
You whom I have called a fool, that I may love you, I will pass through fire and water innocent, the fool.
<XXX> Well - don't burn and don't drown - natural shit

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17029
 05.06.2009
xxx: I feel a note of doubt in your voice.
YYY: There are doubts? To me honestly!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17028
 05.06.2009
From the website of audio drugs, comment to audio "Orgasm"

and Senya:
It is cool!! It really works. After I finished myself in the headphones, turned on the computer columns and I turned off a dog, a castrated cat and a sterilized cat. Then I put the columns on the window and gained noise. For half a day, I have been watching passengers, a yard, babies in wheelchairs, birds and even mosquitoes end up right under my windows on the dirty asphalt. This must be seen. Try it.

I cried

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17027
 05.06.2009
I read the book and there two heroes, who burned strongly in the soul, already began to consider them their male ideal) Well, I get to the middle, as a result, one dies, and the other turns out to be a aunt, well what life?

[ + 131 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17026
 05.06.2009
There are good people.
Today on Tula saw a picture: a terrible rain poured, and of course immediately on the roads formed huge deep rivers.
And on the sidewalk where the passage through the Serpukhov shaft stood a bunch of people, who were afraid to wet their feet in the pebble - stood and wet under the rain.
There were five men and three girls in boat shoes.
And on the other side of the lawn stood a 20-year-old guy in appearance - a typical bead - healthy, in a red jacket without sleeves and sports trousers.
The girls did not dare to cross the road at all, and the guy apparently cried out that he would still have to wet his legs. He approached them and quietly took and, in turn, carried everyone on his hands. And then a woman of 40 years also passed. He smiled at the girls and went on his way to the subway.

Boys, how well it would be if everyone were the same normal guys, not standing like those guys, not deciding to help the girls.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17025
 05.06.2009
"The main thing is to surround good people"
Field Marshal Paulus

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