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[ + 23 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69578
 05.09.2012
Do you not know that the Orthodox Church does not encourage independent reading of the Bible, because, in the opinion of the Fathers, this may lead to a misunderstanding of it? The main thing for the Orthodox is to go to church, observe fasting, prayer and so on.

Nothing like that, if you don’t understand the subject, then don’t write. In fact, the main thing for the Orthodox person is not fasting and prayer, but regular sacrifices for the needs of the church money, buying candles, ordering prayers and similar things. It is also important for a truly believing person to vote in the elections for the candidate approved by the patriarch and not to roar on the existing authority (for all authority is from God). This is what is really important for the salvation of the soul, not prayer and fasting at all.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69577
 05.09.2012
Strongly braking off in front of the girl crossing the road in the wrong place, and not looking at the cars:
How can you live like that! Until so many years...

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69576
 05.09.2012
Explain me stupidly.
How can a “Daddy’s Daughter” series be 12+ if it features an actress who is not yet 12?

[ + 59 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69575
 05.09.2012
But the cartoon about Prostokvashino is not so innocent either.
Why does Pechkin so embarrassedly visit Uncle Fedor’s house? What does this old man want from the naive boy? And why is this, forgive me for the expression, a postman walking in a coat in the summer? Maybe he has nothing under that coat. Well, though, Shalik and Matroskin were vigilant, never left this man alone with the boy.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69574
 05.09.2012
XXX: The danger of grenades does not abolish the value of grenades as such :)
YYY: A failed metaphor, imho. The grenade is initially destructive. The way will be monkeys with electric lobbies :-D
XXX is sadistic.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №69573
 05.09.2012
What is your face?
- Yesterday with Rita went, two or goops, or alkashi met. There was no time to fight - they were late - I gave them twenty. He said, “I will take your lives in return.” They arrived normally. And in the morning... at seven and forty-five... One of these bodies stands on the threshold, shakes, sweeps a pack of money and asks not to kill.
- O_O
- They after meeting with us knocked, and one fell under the car. As I entered, I was silent with a tough face. Then he said, “Late” and closed the door.
Has he guarded you?
Fuck the two! I turn around - and there RITA, I am a soulless scapegoat, it happened to my face, and she left.
and Mwahaha. Justice has won ?
This is what I came to you. You are a satanist, right? I will soon have two souls in stock - how to call suckubs?

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69572
 05.09.2012
A church separated from the state. Why do local officials meet the head of the RPC as a state figure? Why Mr. are the institutions obliged to allocate vehicles of the representative class for this meeting? The budget of these institutions does not provide for funding for such purposes. "Not kissing" does work, gentlemen good. Eddy what is going on? Did the imam of all Russia, or the chief rabbi of Russia, want to come to Krasnoyarsk and meet them as well? Let the truly believing people, on their cruisers, in personal time, ride these great men. They sacrifice their personal savings. But not state at all. I have nothing against Kirill.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №69571
 05.09.2012
Arshavin was expelled from the team.
Wow, and what then? This is his problem.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69570
 05.09.2012
Webinar on Trading. The teacher (grandfather over 60) with the material is all right, but it is not possible to correctly configure the broadcast. There is no sound, but no video. We help all chats to find out. To the question which browser he uses followed the masterpiece answer:
"I’ve been using Mazepa lately. I used to use an Internet Explorer before, but I don’t like it. Same with some"

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69569
 05.09.2012
The case occurred on June 22:
Hi Ir, you know, today the war has begun.
What war?? to
Fascist Germany attacked the Soviet Union
We still missed that!!! to

c) Rune spaces

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69568
 05.09.2012
xxx: [link to NVIDIA Quadro video card for 172k rub.]
xxx: Graphics processor frequency 574 MHz
Shader block frequency 1148 MHz
H-U-I-T-A
XXX: The only thing that is normal
Frequency of video 3000 MHz
xxx: to build any models or generation of collision galaxy MB and will come down, but I think skyrim on the maximum will not pull

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69567
 05.09.2012
I work as an Internet company and have submitted an application:
Abon himself cut the cable with a knife, in a techary from his wife, he so needed, now our task to restore it, but to pretend that the cable damaged itself. Damage to the apartment will be rewarded.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69566
 05.09.2012
XXX: There is definitely something in it. Something that I would like to fuck.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69565
 05.09.2012
xxx (14:47) : I went to my garage
yyy (14:55) : well, this day will be called the Day of Exit from Kabulka (DVK)
yyy (14:57) : The tasks:
1) to carry out their business;
Do not take the phone when your girlfriend calls.
3) Pretend that no one orders you
xxx (14:59) : I’ve been doing that all my life))
yyy (15:00) :correction: No fuck friends that you are not subcable XD

[ + 26 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69564
 05.09.2012
The most difficult thing was to find a document called the Bible. It is...<

Do you not know that the Orthodox Church does not encourage the independent reading of the Bible, because, in the opinion of the Fathers, this can lead to a misunderstanding of it? The main thing for the Orthodox is to go to church, observe fasting, prayer and so on. Reading the Bible for the Orthodox is not necessary. Ability to read is not necessary for Orthodox.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №69563
 05.09.2012
Eleanor: Who said, “I won’t drink,” “two cups of convention,” and then only “Nalivaayai,” “Another,” and the crown phrase “Wouldn’t there be vodka?” I have a beer"
What happened to the crown? O_O
Elenka: Yes)))) if you exclude your phrase "Put me here",this was the most crowned)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69562
 05.09.2012
Money is for those who still believe that the future exists.

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69561
 05.09.2012
I am amazed by our teachers.

The son in school was given a homework, which, among other things, was the question - "How the letter "A" and the bull are connected." He told him about the Phoenician alphabet, as the first phonetic writing. That there was a letter “aleph,” very similar to our modern “A,” and that the word “aleph” meant “tour.” That may have been called the letter because if you turn it out, it looks like the face of a bull with horns. I was very pleased that the children in the second grade were told such things.

The teacher put the child a pair, saying that he dreamed of homework.

The correct answer: if you add "a" to the word "tour", you will get a birth rate.
I didn’t plan on telling my son at such a young age that half of the people around me were idiots. But probably it will have to.”

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69560
 05.09.2012
Technical rearming of the country is in full swing - three-quarters of officials have already replaced the third iPhones with the fourth.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69559
 05.09.2012
XXX: How is your job?
YYY: Okay, I was looking for a new one yesterday.

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