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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145367
 06.10.2017
XXX: What is a party?
Yyy: Like the morning, only you are not a rabbit, but a pig.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145366
 06.10.2017
Representatives of the alpha-sams

What about the beta-chebureks? Or an omega white?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145365
 06.10.2017
The sixth can be early and late and bad.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145364
 06.10.2017
I am married to a new-same. With us live p-children, p-tests and p-tests.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145363
 06.10.2017
Mushrooms are like addicts: slow walking, strangely looking at the sides and constantly touching themselves in the face, as if removing a web.
YYY: It was funny before. Since the theme of bookmarks has developed, the nits have become similar to mushrooms.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145362
 06.10.2017
The more liberal the liberal, the more monarchical the monarchist, the more Orthodox the Orthodox, the more likely they were in the past to be the leading workers of the Komsomol.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145361
 06.10.2017
Jen006: We have this concept in the family "catolic "- it means a cat came to you on the hand, and therefore you are temporarily incapable)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145360
 06.10.2017
Guest: You believe in GMOs, and what has already been proven and confirmed that the DNA of chimpanzees and humans is 98 percent similar, you are afraid to believe.
The Urso! Bananas have 50% of the total genome. And not only with him... So, in the greenhouse without a machete - not a leg. Or the cucumbers will fade and flee at sunset. "The Revolt of the Fruit Garden" Compare the similarity of genes, one shit that compares md5 files. The difference of 2% and instead of the collection of works of Dostoevsky will get the video archive of Sasha Gray.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145359
 06.10.2017
From GX10:

Once I moved to another country. There were several reasons, and I have not told anyone about the main one. But to you, I must admit, I did not want to write a dissertation. Emigration with the loss of citizenship seemed just enough reason to quit postgraduate studies. I was fooled by my friends. When Gorbachev began to release Jews (and under Brezhnev the border was mostly on the castle), the issue of leaving arose like a bridge in St. Petersburg, painted by a group of "War". I remember walking around Nevsky and talking about eternity. I argued that there was no need to go, because friends, and therefore life, are here. "What if they all leave?" they asked me. "Then there will be nothing else," I admitted. "Let’s get a deal and let’s go together", they said. We hit in the hands. A year later I was in America. They remained in Russia.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145358
 06.10.2017
From the bathroom came a shout of despair:
No one would believe it was chocolate.

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