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[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14263
 06.02.2009
From an interview with Russian military experts on the five-day war with Georgia.

V R RHow was the connection of Russian troops in Georgia?

K.M and R.P.No, there was virtually no one. When our units arrived in Georgia, they acted completely disorderly. The desanters fought independently and as they were trained - only forward, eliminating on the way everything that can resist. They went to the Georgian capital because they did not know that the command wanted them to stop. And they would have taken Tbilisi if they had not been pursued by an officer who gave the orders orally.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14262
 06.02.2009
LERICK: Hello, shortly yesterday there was a joke - I stumbled in the store and not to drag everything on me caught the car, came to the entrance, I paid and I try to get out of the car, fuck!!! I tried three times, I think loudly - to grind, what I am so upset that I can't get out, yes, no, it can't be that I am so upset, apparently the bags are disturbing, I'm trying to put on the rope to get out, again it doesn't work, I say to the driver - apparently a car with a very low landing... I turn - he's a fuck, grit - a girl, put off the seat belt.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14261
 06.02.2009
OTMOP (21/01/2009 14:45:17)
And you thought what would happen if you put a box with a license window in the store and put it on your computer? There will be an insoluble contradiction: despite the fact that the screw on the comp is licensed, it is still pizzed =)))

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