Q: Do you know how to swim?
She: No, my dad said I didn’t drown and I didn’t study.

The People! Who needs a cat, white, gray eyes, quite adequate. Age of 2 months. The mother slept on the processor and gave birth next to her. The rope does not bite, the tapes are not attached.

A friend told me:
They walk with friends, sit down in the store.
Remembering the spell about the cunnilingus and the boy said - the boy did, decides to touch him.
He says to the guy: "tell cunnilingus"
Those who know this joke thought out "no, I’d rather say mine";
The guy sitting next to him (the shuffler 2x3 meters) gently embraces him and modestly smiles and says "the guy said-the guy did" =)

I’m sorry, I made a stupid mistake. I love you!
She: Why didn't you think when you fucking with her, I don't need you.
You weren’t out of the window when we met.
She: I was on the guarantee, and you in the wasteland to surrender long over! >.<

and youth. Video about small pigs in English, comments are also English. Everyone is admired by the beauty of this spectacle, and here, in the midst of a bunch of enthusiastic comments, one is seen - terribly obsessed, opened, looked, got a minute of healthy laughter. Do you know what was written there?
"Ah, these small Americans are so cute..."

GreenHedgehog: How was your wonderful day? =) is
Arine: I have already all got the descriptions that I have the best sex in my life with Stepan, so I will not talk about how the day went.)
GreenHedgehog: all of them???? = is
GreenHedgehog: Was it transmitted by ORT? Have I missed something?
GreenHedgehog: *happy music* Emergency news....Arina and Stepan are now having the best sex in their lives. We give the word to the reporter who arrived at the scene. and Ivan? A fun music again.
GreenHedgehog: Yes, thank you Natalia. Indeed, the people of Russia, the Middle and the Far Abroad are discouraged. Arina and Stepan really have the best sex in the world. Authoritative sex scientists are struggling to uncover this stunning fact. The world ended up waiting for the moment when this secret would be uncovered. A number of television companies already offer multi-million contract to create a series of reality shows based on their outcomes. Hollywood is hiring the best actors to film the so-called biopic about our heroes. But the actors acknowledge their insolvency and refuse. At the same time, many porn stars are already ready to leave their profession, on the basis that their contribution to the porn industry is just tiny compared to the sex of Arina and Stepan. Literally a minute ago I was informed that millions of marriages around the world have been dissolved as all the inhabitants develop a terrible complex of inferiority. We will keep an eye on the developments, stay with us. by Natalia?
GreenHedgehog: kind of that?

There is a little boy in the bus with his mom.
and Maam. And if the chicken has peeled out, then how will it get stuck back????...

A familiar businessman said:
I recently met a fellow student here, studied together in the institute. Well, we talked about this, and then he with such pathos begins to tell how he bought a 3-room apartment in a residential complex, and at the same time looks at me with poorly hidden superiority. I was even somehow ashamed to admit that he bought the apartment in MY complex.

The three-year-old son of the sisters bought a painting where the paint goes away if soaked (read - painted with water).
And then one beautiful morning I hear, therefore, such a scream on the whole apartment: "Dad! Poppy has already dried up, go to urinate the cat!", and the child said this clearly without any backthinking...

The Moscow hour peaks in the subway are so harsh that even to climb through the fence there is a line.

c) WAMN

Kuma:A girlfriend was sick, a few days she was lying at home, her husband says, go for a walk, my girl, she was delighted, she cried, she went for a walk, and only before bed her husband confessed that he called the dog to walk))))

A familiar told me.
He had a broken laptop. Guess how? I left the cat alone with the note for a moment. And the cat without a flame swept his nails around the keyboard. In the end, all the keys are pulled out with the root.

P.S Don’t worry about the cat’s fate, it’s saved :)

Our world is amazing: in the flora, in the fauna and in the human society.
Parasites feel the most.

In the story of the left-right door of the closet...
At the end of the 1980s, all progressive humanity with higher education, and
frequently and with scientific degrees, built garden houses for people without
education but with money. We have shortened.
Here we sit and eat lunch. 2 cups on 2 cups. one
The man said to the other, Take the right cup of tea, it is hot. Chen (now he is
Drinking the left tea.
You are the Left!
But if you look at the tea, it’s right!
Ha-ha-ha, we laughed, we worked, we went home by car. on the road
some tip, at the side of the car, stands a mint face to face
The flow of cars, screams in the matyuhalnik "Take everything to the right" and the rod gives
At the extreme left side. The cars are nervous, but from two
mutually exclusive postulates choose common sense and move around the
The left side. have passed. She Drives:
I don’t understand anything, fucking.
If you look at the tea...

Lucky asked:
Is it possible to find funds to fully rebuild the country?
The Lushes:
Stop these hints! I have nothing, and I don’t have a wife’s company.
There is no relationship!

The news:
Criminal liability for storing pornography has been imposed in Ukraine.

Winchester manufacturers in shock.

I am currently watching a BBC show about Chinese medicine. The doctor writes the prescription to the patient with special hieroglyphs, understandable only to other doctors. I thought it was only in Russia.

xxx: The nickname Che received from the Cuban rebels for the Argentine-characteristic interdomain che, borrowed from the Guaraní Indians, which conveys, depending on the intonation and context, different feelings. It is often translated as “friend, friend.”

If he were Russian, he would be called shit.

One of the most obvious disadvantages of the Internet is that the network has enabled fools to communicate with normal people. and c)

Mistabo:Pizdec) bought myself chupachops relax. tried to unfold for 15 minutes. psychhanul, thrown on the wall for another 2 hours nervous walked) relax blaspheme!