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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №17852
 06.07.2009
Ivan is
Do you remember Sasha, the girl from our yard?

Ivan is
I am looking for a blue-eyed blonde, we are looking for your candidacy.

by Ivan (
When we come back from the south, we will meet you.

Ivan is
You talk like a child.

Ivory (10:28:44 3/07/2009)
Do you want to give?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17851
 06.07.2009
In fact, the overturned world is where the taxpayers are engaged in armed robbery, prosecutors sit for 9 years for bribery, GIBDD employees are drunk pressuring people, and drug control officers die from overdose in the department sauna. c) Anton Nosik
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Zema, I am with you! Let it all fall.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №17850
 06.07.2009
"About yourself": 60 kilograms of self-critical shit.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17849
 06.07.2009
In response to:

Lectures in Higher Mathematics. The teacher writes on the board a cracked formula and turning to the hall says:
The figure drawn according to this formula will look like a sand clock.
From the hall:
What form?
Teacher without a smile:
Hyperbolic parabolic
From the hall:
Now it understands.
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The hyperbolic parabolic has the shape of a saddle, smart people! And the sand clock is a single-band hyperboloid!!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17848
 06.07.2009
The xxx:
In my certificate of ege it is written: "According to the results of the EGE in 2009 REPUBLICED (so I want to assign " suddenly" or "unexpectedly" or "O_O") the following knowledge.... bla bla bla...";
YYYY :
XD is
The xxx:
and mainly sat on the exam and then (O______O) discovered knowledge!
YYYY :
Nothing predicted trouble.
The xxx:
;-D

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