Telephone conversation intercepted in Riga.
A young man sits on the stairs of a small institution, smokes and basks on a mobile phone:
Is this a child’s house? I want two boys...
......
I don’t know what you thought, but I want to adopt them.

>>>How can the ‘Daddy’s Daughter’ series be 12+ if it features an actress who hasn’t 12 yet?

Absolutely maybe. In the series Real Love one of the main roles was played by a boy, who was not allowed to the premiere of his own film, because he was intended for teenagers over the age of 13.

Talk about the end of the world.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I don’t believe it ?

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Neither in 12 years nor at any supernatural end of the world at all.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Because I am firmly convinced that mankind will die from a nuclear war =)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
It is completely natural.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
But don’t be disappointed)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
If we explode, we will die within seconds.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
And if we survive, then there will be an opportunity to play in the fallout in real.

News of the day:
St. Petersburg scientist invented a tank that fires with feces

The word ‘nuclear war’ has gained a different meaning, and 70% of British scientists have hanged themselves.

At the ransom of the bride, the bridegroom had a test: on the chamomile were written questions, the answers - data about the bride. Looking at the wedding tape, the bridegroom commented:

“The height of the bride, the weight of the bride... I didn’t go to the military with her!”! to

I am going on a first date, I run around the apartment, like a mess, I strike everything, I crash everything. Nerves, nerves... Daddy’s response: “Daughter, be calm. The rule is only one: if he unleashes his hands, take off his legs.

xxx: I’m not a hanja, but why eat, cheat, and fuck like a cattle? Fuck, I will never understand that.

YYY: You just didn’t try it!

News on Rambler: For Tymoshenko in prison is observed by a hidden camera even in the shower.

Comment: Where can I download the video?

Today I tried to imagine what would happen if you were attacked by a toothless zombie.
No, Prikinte steals to you a dead man and with all the serenity, thirst for blood trying to bite you behind the neck - a bite a bite a bite!!!! to

[21:39:49] shtelman: (rofl) my oldest 1 September from school back home with a bouquet of flowers came
[21:41:19] shtelman: I gru : and hule?
[21:41:54] Nicholas Rogov:... there is someone...
[21:42:08] shtelman: and he: kind of a teacher said, oh there many flowers you have brought today, give it to the body, the library.
[21:42:19] shtelman: and he is hyax and home-mamma!

If you sleep your happiness, then with a beautiful woman.

A new law for protecting children from television. My friend's daughter was able to read almost from the diapers, at the time of the story she was either in the first or second grade. He saw in the sale a book for the younger school age, a translation from some Western textbook, entitled "How children appear" or "Where children come from." Well, a friend tells me, took the polystyrene quickly, seemingly intelligently explained everything, well, bought it and gave it to the daughter. I sit in the kitchen, drink a cup of coffee, one eye in the TV, the other in the magazine. Here comes the daughter (D) with this book and asks the question:
Do you have sperm?
(P) and the Khm, (a little caffeinated coffee) Noah, in general that is.
A – and show it!
A friend says – I took this book and put it on the upper shelf in the closet, telling my daughter that she will read it when she gets it without a chair, or she will ask the next chapter of the book to demonstrate.

If Apple made bicycles...
Turn the wheel free, brake the wheel.
Air for the wheel 5 backs, pump only with a special pump, through a special hose.
Pumps and air from other bicycles are not suitable.
There is a luggage compartment, but you can't ride anyone on it, as this is contrary to the terms of the license.
The iVel is fast, but the pedals are rotating very hard and the strength is enough for a maximum of half a day.
The new iVel costs like three ordinary bikes, but people are willing to pay any money for a bite apple icon on the wing and a stylish white frame.
Apple will be suing other cyclists for breach of patents, because other bicycles also have round wheels!

XXX (10:11:14 5/09/2012)
That everyone writes with boiling water from Game of Thrones? Nothing special
YYY (10:44:22 5/09/2012)
Fuck, there dragons are born, heads are rubbed, and brothers are fucking. There are dwarfs.

My sister trolls me.
YYY: Have you fought?
Yesterday Dimka said I was too vanilla for him. Fuck, what am I to be? A tough boy? Playing football with him in a beer bowl, smoking and mothering? Or should I be like Anja? He is the first to call if I go to clubs. I’m a girl, I’m only 16, why do they require me to behave like a man?
YYY: What about my sister?
xxx yes yes yes. I forgot. I told her that Dimka dropped, she first told me not to take in my head, and not cry, and now she walks around the apartment and sings:"Rose soppes, o-o-o, messengers of separation"

A small office. Six people look at the manager with hope: “Woman, you’ll feed the fish for a couple of weeks while we’re on New Year’s Eve, okay?”

The manager (stunnedly looking into the aquarium) "Children, I will, of course, feed... only they are all dead...."

You are not sleeping :)))
Good morning to you!!!! to

I sit with my friends and drink beer. We have been drinking for a long time, and something so pulled into philosophy. We discussed several topics, including nostalgia for childhood and how it was long ago.
And suddenly, after a long pause, one guy so thoughtfully:
- Ah... you can imagine, it turns out that 94 year old children are already fucking...

Opened the news:
In Russia patented weapons with shells from feces.
Closed the news.

Lectures on Customs:
The Lector:
Let’s say you are transporting the forest. In the middle of the road, he was replaced by a tank. The border guards got documents, according to them you have the forest. You see, you actually have a tank.
The student:
This will be the last thing they will see.