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If guys knew what girls were thinking, they would be twenty times more brave.
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If girls knew what guys were thinking, they would be twenty times more inaccessible.
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He was deprived of the fact that, walking on the street, he was obsessively surprised by the spike in the footsteps of the woman.
The boss smiled yesterday. On the roof of our store grew ticks, we were called from the administration and told to take measures to avoid accidents. The boss has a tire, and they decided to fix the problem. I say "I will take Lenka at a time, I will put people on the street so that they don’t let go." The boss thought something strange and gave "No, Lenka doesn’t need it. Put a marine. We have two!"
O_O
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What does EEG do to people?
We sit on history, we watch a film about Stalin’s repression. And here on the screen appears lists of names and almost against each - "shoot", "shoot", "shoot". Our faces become serious and concentrated, and almost simultaneously several voices whisper: "With two es, fools!".
and Sunny:
"Classmates" - now your wives and mistresses know each other in the face!
by Mr. Laiho:
That’s why I’m not registering.
and Sunny:
Do you have a mistress?? to
[1:44:02] HsowMeYouBoobs: Account 3-1! I have won!
[1:44:10] Mai - Otome: How would it be, but not =)
HsowMeYouBoobs: Why?
[1:44:54] Mai – Otome: Well first: Athens is not a state in Egypt.
[1:45:33] Mai - Otome: The invention of Galileo Galilei is not the Rubik Cube
[1:45:58] Mai - Otome: And the natural mineral on the letter K is clearly not Cryptonite.
[1:46:02] Mai – Otome: But since I still hope to spend the evening with you tomorrow, then yes =) You won.
I sit in school, I write. There is a characteristic behind me:
The fucking!
After a moment the same voice:
Oh no...
And once again in the shelter with the comrade, they stumbled, and the money was scratched only on a bottle of port wine:) and it is shameful to buy it))) we come to the store, the wolfman says - please a bottle of port wine for the teacher)) the seller, showing on normal wines - so can you something more expensive? I rushed - no no no no, you understand the teacher is very strange and asked for the bottle of the cheapest port wine))
The seller understood, smiled, and got a drink. I (dramatic whisper) – do you have glasses? 2 cups for the teacher ?
Two years have passed, he says, he's still there))
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Never drink with your mom, even if this character remains kind.
I work in an online store.
i7i7: while dealing with a new site, accidentally put prices on all goods at 1 p.
Chief Executive Officer: Epic Seal (
The curse of the Aitishnik: Let the wind of the hard rise!
Student logic: two pairs a day is a dohuja, and for one and not to go :)
Tagged: nightmare
3 minutes set the channel to color.
and there "Volga-Volga" is going :)